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@RogersHistory So cynical. I had a big problem with punctuality but rather than sanction them I told the students that if they were late for a job interview in say 10yrs time it wouldnβt look good. They instantly changed their ways #thismaynotbetrue π€₯
Fascinating factβ¦
If there were no stoppage time in the premiership Forest would be 6th in the table.
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As night falls, we're wrapping up today's book suggestions with a seminal book about pies, written by Astuner @tomchadwin.
According to the author, if you read this book you become physically more attractive and successful. Also slightly taller.
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Our #staffYABookclub this week will be looking at The Skin of the Sea by @skinofthesea - so we plan to head off to Loch Lomond and recreate some of the key scenes of the book whilst dressed as mermaids. #thismaynotbetrue
Milford has a large screen on the village green showing Femi's tweets on an endless loop.
The village idiot has retired due to lack of engagements.
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@Jamberee13 @epiphanist1248 When they acquired a fourth tine they were initially called Fourks. #thismaynotbetrue
Poor final last night by @nr147 and @judd147t
Snooze fest.
Snooker really is in trouble when the rocket retires.
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@karlbeard Ha! Wow.
Literally 30 seconds after this was taken I caught him with a devastating uppercut.
The ref stopped it.
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@SuellaBraverman I took this photo and the question asked was actually βwho would like a free custard creamβ #thismaynotbetrue #biscuits
I also shot a boar and a wolf and had them prepared for lunch
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@fionamsharp @MWCravenUK @DCallaghanEdu An early version of 'The Great Chocoplot' was called 'Choxit'!
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@hitmanholt My question is - What's it like being stuck in a bloody taxi for 1/2 an hour?! π
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@ramirond_ @twilio @ProductHunt Never will either.
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New series of #Go8Bit just as awesome as the last - some of my fave telly... even the #GoatPun sidequest had its merits #ThisMayNotBeTrue
@AudreyTweetz so far Rhyno and slater won or was it Orton and Wyatt that won ? Nikki v Carmella was a 1hr time limit draw #thismaynotbetrue
#SeemsILostFollowers when they found out that I've got a bigger dick, then them. π¨
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