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“Do you work here?” No I just wore this suit on this hot summer day cause I look damn sexy in it & decided to come into the store🙄 Bet strippers don’t have these kinds of problems like they have no shirt on but “hey you work here?” 🤷♂️#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail #sales #retail
Coworker: “You got this!”😄
Me: “I don’t want it.” 😓
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When you take on an extra shift because you need the money 💰 but realize you now have to cancel your plans. #Thoughtswhileworkinginretail
When you’re cleaning out the dressing room and see that someone left their dirty underwear on the floor #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail

Me: Your total is 22.76
Customer: *hands me a 20 & a 5 dollar bill*
Me: *hits 25.00 on register & start giving them change*
Customer: “I hAVe 76 cEnTs” 🙄
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customer: “why do i need to show you my ID for an order i ordered online”
me: “ma’am-“ #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
When a customer comes and takes 0.5 seconds to ruin the table you’ve spent a whole hour folding #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail Customer: is there any sale going on? Me: the entire store is full price Customer: so this top isn’t on sale? Me:
Customer: can I have a bag?
Me: that’ll be 7 seven cents.
Them: did you see how much money I just spent?
Me:
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*On my way to clock out*
Customer: excuse me can you check to see if you have this in the back
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"I know it says 100% beef, but what does that MEAN?"
On same note, there is a special level of hell for 👨👩 who wait until you restock & it looks impecable & they come to fuck it ENTIRELY up. Like Susan been 👀 at you putting up a sick avo display & grabs the bottom one, thus avo display destroyed #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
Why do customers only want the item you have in your hands when you are restocking?? Ma’am this could be older than the stuff that’s on the shelf. Relax. #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
Customer: “can I use this ONE coupon twice?
Me: “no, it’s a one time use.”
Customer: “can you just try and scan it again?”
Me:
(Already been redeemed)
Customer: “well, it was worth a try!” #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail i found this in the clearance section. So why isn’t it clearance?
Karen, people put shit everywhere around here.
me any time i speak to a customer and then they walk away #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
How much is this mascara? Idk Sharon how about you use your eyes and (I know this is hard but) LOOK at the price?!? #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
This gives me flashbacks from the war.... #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
“ugh the store is so messy i can’t find anything in here 👩🏻👩🏼🗣🤬”
okay first of all, shut UP there are 10 of us working and 200 of you so take ur messy ass outta here. next, don’t flip up every table to find a size! at least try to put it back!
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Customer: Wait I have a coupon
Me: oh ma’am, looks like this expired last week
Customer: darn, can I still use it ?
Me: #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
With the summer holidays in full swing, there’s been a definite rise in shoplifting, specially of tween items, and what I want to know is how are the parents unaware when the kids are coming home with stuff they didn’t buy for them 🙄🧐 #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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