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It’s Tuesday, but it’s dressed like a Monday and sneaking around like a Sunday.
Nobody noticed. Even the coffee gave up. ☕️💤 #LazyTuesday #TimeIsFake
Time Management? Never Heard of It ⏳
I swear Monday - Friday lasts 5 years, but the weekend disappears faster than my motivation to be productive. 💀 #TimeIsFake
Hear me out- you can add more hours to your day , by switching the time zone in your cell phone to Hawaii time. 🤜🏽🤛🏽🎉 #yourewelcome #thisisajoke #butreally #timeisfake
Every year that goes by, I am more certain that daylight savings time was invented to personally attack me and everything I hold dear. #TimeIsFake #IDontWantToChangeTimes #INeedMyExtraSleepHour
Bumping Owl City Fireflies U cannot tell me anything this wonderful Sunday morning #TimeIsFake
Omg November 12 is coming up 😳 #timeisfake
Idk why I always get May and March confused. Whatever time is fake.
#whatistime #timeisfake #calendarconfusion
It’s been 2 years since I went back to NYC for lover album release week. Like how has it been 2 years already??? IM 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺 #MISSTHIS #MISSTAYLOR #TimeIsFake
Ain’t that the truth #timeisfake
"Trauma is, to some degree, a time-traveling disease. The symptom is that you’re in the present, but you feel the danger of the past."
@rodriquese discusses his novel ALL THE WATER I'VE SEEN IS RUNNING (@wwnorton) with @omweekes: https://t.co/4VMrTJUdMX
@BraveSirFblthp @Mikey_Scamp @serhawke Same. Hard to believe that was 13 or 14 months ago. *HUGS*
#TimeIsFake
Thirty-seven.
**Slithers out of old skin to under the bed**
#BirthdayMood #BirthdayBlahs
#TimeIsFake #EatSomeCake
#TheCakeIsALie
#EverythingHurtsAndImDying
Motion for everyone to erase a year from their age when this shit finally ends🙏🏼🙏🏼#lockdown #2020worstyear #timeisfake
To everyone excited for 2020 to be over.........#timeisfake
How come every time I turn around it's damn near 2 in the morning? #timeisFAKE
Very nice customer service person I'm on the phone with: "Could you check your end for something that happened back on April 28th?"
Me: *triple-checks date* "I think it's the 27th today."
i'm so glad i'm not the only person who does this
#timeisfake
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