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Standing in the kitchen I feel a telltale pressure at about mid-thigh, a steady back-forth, back-forth motion, and realize that, once again, I have failed to get to the tissue box in time for the toddler.
When #TinyCraig wants to make an epic driveway mural, you pull out a camp chair, bundle up, and crank out an impromptu writing session in the garage. Brrrrrrrr.
#hustlelikeamother
I embroidered this for #TinyCraig while pregnant— finally got around to finishing off the binding for Christmas this year!
#tinyCraig and I both had our first sledding adventure today and while I can’t feel my kneecaps, it. Was. Marvelous!
Y’all, @badunclep just turned on Spock’s Brain for #TinyCraig and just... walked away... to take a nap... and leaving me with this...
Malachiasz: Patron Saint of Thanksgiving, apparently. Artwork by #TinyCraig, nightmares inspired by @glitzandshadows.
@sam_aye_ahm We’ve got the Great Pumpkin coming to visit later tonight and have a row of most sincere pumpkins ready! #TinyCraig has been assured he’s masked up!
#TinyCraig’s favorite joke of the moment—
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
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A PUMPKIN PATCH!!!!
What’s your best Halloween joke?
#TinyCraig has her first imaginary (please let him be imaginary!) friend! 8 days before Halloween. He follows her all over the house! 8 days before Halloween. 🙃🙃🙃
@erinhahn_author @kathglasgow I got #tinyCraig one of those solar system bath bomb packs at Christmas last year— SUCH DELIGHT! “Mama, can we take a faaaaaaancy bath? Let’s choose Jupiter!”
Happy THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR DAY! Won’t be able to start bingeing till #TinyCraig is asleep so I’ll be jamming to this while daydreaming of @flanaganfilm single shots. Look at that splash of ghostly green vinyl swirled with the navy! These records are seriously amazing! 😍
@EkpeUdoh @ireadalotofbook *shivers* We moved in April and every once in awhile I see weird shadows in the new house. I’ll assume it’s my husband but he’ll be outside and while #TinyCraig will undoubtedly play in the WNBA, she’s not that tall yet! #ekpesbookclub
The Jurassic Park theme will never not make me teary eyed— even in Camp Cretaceous— which is the greatest thing #TinyCraig has ever watched!
This week marked the start of me homeschooling #TinyCraig and the return of my 5:30am drafting sessions. It’s nice to be creating new worlds while this one is dark and sleepy and I’m surrounded by dreams.
When is your favorite time of day to write?
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A (DARK) CORNER
Today’s #womeninhorror features some of #TinyCraig’s favorites, perfect for celebrating Spooky Season with your little! Side note— Tiny Erin ADORED A DARK DARK TALE and I squealed out loud when I found this oversized copy at a library sale!
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE
Love a good haunted house tale? Check out these stellar #womeninhorrormonth selections and also admire how cute photobombing #TinyCraig ghost is!
#womeninhorror #spookyseason #ireadscarybooks
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