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I just dropped one of my boys to school by force with few kibokos. Nze sagala mutwe munene!! But here’s how it started: Saturday last week, was their reporting time. Poor woman, ( mother ) didn’t have all the money so she picked a school fees loan paid and bought all the requirements. Around midday she called home told the boy to prepare kubanga a special hire was picking him. Boy refused. Started giving excuses of eyes. Sunday the car came back to pick him up, he started moving in circles mbu his hair nio nio nio. Car hire was paid again and it went away. Monday (yesterday) while the car was on its way to pick him, he gave an excuse mbu stomach ache meanwhile when everyone leaves home… he gets fine and gets back to his Play Station ordering the maid around to serve him noodles. Kati munange the mother calls me up yesterday evening narrating the whole story nenyiiga!! Told her tofaaayo because I know with teenagers if peace fails, a relative amount of force must be applied. This morning at 2:47 am , I woke up left home and drove all the way to their home in munyonyo. My aim was to reach there before he wakes up and God made it happen. They opened the gate for me and got access to the main house all the way to the bedroom and boom he didn’t see this coming!! We pulled him out bed military style and he knew life has come to an end. Within 4 mins he’d carried all his luggage to the car. Didn’t even give him a chance to shower sijui brushing. In his pajamas told him to enter the car nga alidde empi eziwelako!! Time check 04:36am we hit that road to school. God blessed with me a good driver. I have just reached the school in Masaka and dumped him there. Ordered him to carry his luggage out of my car to the dormitory and his friends who were going for morning lessons were wondering why he was in pajamas. Don’t know what he will lie to them when am gone but that’s his mess to deal with. Have decided no pocket money for them term but I have left him with shs2300 to buy a ruler 📏 and two pens. Let’s see how he will die. Warned him not to call home for visitation for this term. He must stay at school till it breaks off after all it’s too short. Talked to the teacher I found on duty and affirmed that he must be given too much work. Been informed he’s going to sweep the DH for 3 days starting today. Promised, I will be back to check on his performance in 3 weeks time. Meanwhile his friends are already doing BOT exams. Told him I expect top performance without any excuses or else emboko endala zijja mulya. How can you not want to go to school? How can you be a bully to your mother? How ?? They tell u to do this , you do that? They tell u this you respond that?? No way!! Ogwo omutwe omunene nemputu must be toned down. By the way if your son has a big head , don’t die alone… tell me abt it.. we see what to do!!