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Been for walk to test out my toe which still looks like a film noir hoodlum 2 weeks on from marathon hike. Some improvement thankfully, back to decent length walks in a few days. #toewatch
@ArtistBurns Ooh, lovely. Any space themes...take orders?...AND we know a man in Glasgow with a sore toe (#toewatch = @NeilMackay imminent journalist extraordinaire)...
A tale of woe from The Great Toe of Glasgow! Oh Gods of the Universe avert thine curses upon Brother Neil or feel the wrath of our Dish Powers. Let us not call upon @WilliamShatner to intervene. #toewatch continues...
Night all! Prepare for Xmas week! Thru lack of mail & rail, thru minimal medical care & little airfare, we shall prevail. The Big Red One is coming on 25 Dec, Mick Lynch the Grinch or not. Remember, #toewatch make sure you know where they are & @NeilMackay The Great Toe of Glasgu
Snow shoes are ready. Scotland get ready for the Big Dump. Friday is gonna be interesting - stay warm and make those toes are all resent and accounted for! #toewatch continues until @neilmackay can stride manfully to a pub w/o limping like John Wayne.
#toewatch Day 4 as we ponder life with only 9 traction giving appendages...think Glasgow, think @NeilMackay and his toe...man can't write great journalism w/o 10 up. Hand 10 for Neil!
@acorndarcy @weegistani @NeilMackay @YorkshireTea #toewatch for Tennant in the TARDIS...maybe the Timelird can transport @NeilMackay back in time BEFORE the toe event horizon, thus diverting us all to another time line?!
Nothing like cowards...bet they stomped on his toes too @neilmackay they're on the global #toewatch list now...nothing worse than Maoist toeists...
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Wednesday and it's Day 3 of #toewatch. How's @NeilMackay's toe, if Glasgow don't know, nobody know (ode to Muhammad Ali) - and how are your toes? Warm, where they should be (in cozy socks)? Watch the ice, drink @YorkshireTea and toe-forth as you cross The Firth.
That's it! Global peace in our time! Inspired by @neilmackay #toewatch do you know where you fellow human's toe is? Does it fare well? It is warm, peaceful and well-trimmed!? You can bet Putin doesn't care, but we do.
Day 2 in the #toewatch crisis: is @NeilMackay's digit still where it should be? Is it elevated? Is it encased in fluffy woollen? A nation enquires!
Right, closing hatches and stacking the peats nearly in the stove...Day After Tomorrow cold out there. Remember, it's #toewatch tonight, do you know where your's are and in what condition? Warm and cozy they should be and think of our friend @NeilMackay wi' an aching toe!
Remember, are your toes safe and warm tonight? #toewatch - let them care about @NeilMackay's toe even in China! #腳趾表
We're starting #toewatch...how long for one man's toe to pass under the caring gaze of a physican...a nation turns it's eyes upon @NeilMackay and his injured appendage...
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