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I was just freaking out because I was stuck on ice and couldn’t move & there were people behind me.....I was in park....🤷🏼♀️ #tooearlytofunction
Sorry Mr Taxi driver, I just cant have chitchat about the French Revolution at 5am + my taxi chat is lame #tooearlytofunction
When your colleague asks you to order coffee and you somehow hear it as tea. #tooearlytofunction #Nizarmoment
Cansado, agotado, pero ante todo, todos nacemos desnudos y el resto es Drag, porque si no puedes amarte a ti mismo, somos fuertes en la lucha y todo México es territorio Telcel y Gas, Ga, Gas Noel&:+}#%|!¥.💱❗️♨️💯🛑❌❌❌ #error404sujetonoencontrado #tooearlytofunction
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[MEET UP SCHEDULE]
✨ When: February 28 2019
✨Where: McDonald’s near Vito Cruz Station (Taft)
✨ Time: 2-3:30pm
✨ Please fill up this form https://t.co/oQXv7BBkO0
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I had to swipe this off a friends FB post because
Well damn, just expand/click or whatever Twitter has you do to see a full size picture
It amused the heck outta me & scarily spot on this morning
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When you're just not feeling that #MondayVibe especially at silly o'clock in the morning #TooEarlyToFunction #NeedSnuggles #TLCrequired #NotUpForThat #NoThanks @DogsTrust #staffie #cuteanimals #dogs #dogsoftwitter #dogslife #sleepygirl #squint #mondaymood #NoPaparazzi
Guten Morgen! Langsames Wachwerden! #coffeelovers #flatwhite #couchsurfing #solitude #tooearlytofunction https://t.co/9KQwlX0uML
Going for a 6 am run with your best friend @RhiS07 and she describes @TomHolland1996 accent in the #InfinityWar promos as “so British he’s pratically shitting teacups” guaranteed to stop your run dead while you keel over laughing. #tooearlytofunction
Got to love the Early morning texts from work people on your day off 🙄 #TooEarlyToFunction
Just saw a girl actually working out at 6:30 am in the OV basement??? Geez girl pull all nighters cause you were lazy and procrastinated on studying like the rest of us. #tooearlytofunction
Up and at ‘em! Whistle stop visit to @V_and_A with Team Learning @MissNestor @joeyandthegoose @schoolysuz @julieb81 @peternurick! #TooEarlyForChat #TooEarlyForEyeContact #TooEarlyToFunction #VADundee
I’m two hrs early to board my flight to NYC. Just realized I could have slept in a little and that I could/should have gotten a venti instead of a tall. Haven’t even made it there and already making decisions I regret. #tooearlytofunction
Why oh why do I have to be at the arena at 8am!? Who thought early morning hockey with screaming children was a good idea. 😭😫 #TooEarlyToFunction
Squeezed my toothpaste bottle super hard... only to realize nothing would come out because I was squeezing my deodorant. #Tooearlytofunction
Mere yaar ki shaadi! 🤗
#weddingvibes #indian #tooearlytofunction #saturday #saree #yay #selfie… https://t.co/OU4AaF8pmB
Explaining to cowrkrs what a "poetry hangover" is at 7am on a Sunday #stilltingling #npf90s #tooearlytofunction
First dates are hoping the other person is more nervous and awkward than you. #tooearlytofunction
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