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How the fuck did "People with sprinklers for 1sq ft of grass" never make this list.
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Christ, it's been a long week...
1. People who feed seagulls
2. Gloves with a tracksuit
3. Parents who post little Jonnys parents evening feedback onto Social Media
4. Upgrading a corsa for a corsa
5. The FA
Onto the Semis...!!!!! 🏴
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Half Time, hope's hanging in the balance, lighten up Martin they said..
1. Social Media Gender reveals
2. Morons who claim Queen were actually good...and still do
3. England football fans
4. "Beauty" students
5. Non German car owners
Disagree? Get. In. The. Bin.
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Guess who's back...
...every single one of you, can get in the bin.
1. Sadio Mane
2. Parents who claim other parents at the school are their friends
3. Jamie Redknapp
4. Whoppers who feel sorry for Thomas Cook
5. Matthew Dunning
Over and out
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List wasn’t big enough for the ‘new year new me’ whoppers...
1. VVF
2. People who think Carpenters lay carpets.
3. People who post 2018 stories on Insta (really?)
4. People participating in ‘Veganuary’
5. People who drink Smirnoff Ice seriously.
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No matter how many times you flush them away, they always come back.
1. Mo Salah
2. People who don’t have gravy on a roast.
3. People who have carpet in their bathrooms.
4. People who still top up credit on their phones.
5. People who have ringtones as text tones.
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Horrendous frauds this week. Simply Horrendous.
1. Virgil Van Dijk
2. People who visit Cat Café
3. The WBC
4. Grown men who spike their hair.
5 People who have blank profile pictures on social media.
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Imagine getting violent and causing ‘chaos’ over a carrot.
1. Virgil Van Dijk.
2. Kevin the Carrott.
3. People who listen to audio books.
4. Adults that wear sketchers.
5. Families that go to restaurants for breakfast.
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Another week another fresh batch of frauds...
1. People who hit parked cars and drive off.
2. Theresa May
3. People who wear Ski goggles on mobility scooters.
4. People who put milk in first when having cereal.
5. People Who video themselves at music concerts.
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Tweeting live from the Bengal...
1. Graeme Souness
2. People who ‘change’ gender.
3. People who order salads in restaurants.
4. JetPop Airlines.
5. People who video themselves in a Gym.
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Anddddddddd he’s gone again.
1. James Maclean
2. Dog walkers who have extendable leads.
3. People who have ear stretchers.
4. People who post ‘Happy Birthday to me’ on social media.
5. People who have Christmas decs up now.
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Well, well, well. The return of the King.
1. Mo Salah
2. Westlife
3. People who eat pizza with no cheese.
4. Curran off the Apprentice.
5. People who wear snake skin boots.
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Imagine gettinfhg offended by tissues.... and imagine being a professional footballer and ending up on the Jeremy Kyle show 🤦🏻♀️
1. Feminists
2. Cambridge Uni students.
3. Jermaine Pennant.
4. Aircraft spotters.
5. People who drink tomato juice.
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However, there is always a silver lining on a Sunday night... This weeks #Top5frauds is as follows:
1. Conor McGregor.
2. Power walkers.
3. People who drive brown cars.
4. People who mix crisps in with their noodles.
5. People who use trolleys when they only need one item.
Absolute shambles.
1. Manchester United Football Club.
2. People who eat half a pot noodle and then put it in the fridge for later.
3. People who wear Foxes Glacier mints jackets.
4. People who live on Roundabouts.
5. People who ‘prep’ cereal for the next day.
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So many choices this week yet again...
1. Virgil Van Dijk
2. People with more than one garden shed.
3. People who wear two polo tops at the same time.
4. People who hang novelty ball sacks off the back of their car.
5. People who eat Hot dogs with a knife and fork.
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People wonder why VVD is on the list... He’s being compared to Ramos, Chiellini and Manny Smith... that why.
1. Virgil Van Dijk.
2. People who require a napkin to eat an apple.
3. Mayors.
4. People with monkey pox.
5. People who put their dogs in prams.
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Welcome to a new era of the #Top5Frauds
Tough decision between 1st and 2nd due to similar personalities..
1. Virgil Van Dijk
2. Chris Ashford
3. Traffic Wardens
4. Belters who use earphones to have phone conversations
5. People who call people through Facebook or WhatsApp
What. A. Fucking. Mess
1. Footballers
2. Ed Woodward
3. The Glaziers
4. Jose
5. Pogba
Goodbye.
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Fasten your seat belts, I'm going to create an absolute shit-storm...
1. Mo Salah
2. People who use their initials in fantasy team names
3. Lads who bleach their hair
4. Barcelona FC
5. Morons who only use social media to 'check in'
All the best.
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