Top Tweets for #TrooperProblems
Okay, Okay we get it, you're so clever and original waving your hand in front of me and saying "You don't need to see my Identification". Here's the deal, 1) You're not a Jedi 2) Show me ID or I stun you #TrooperProblems
Cows out on Hwy 26. #TrooperProblems
If you see someone driving this with a frown on their face....it’s because they smiled so much it hurts. #TrooperProblems
Getting ready to go the Toll Road Post Memorial Service and I scuff my freshly shined boots when I got into my car....#TrooperProblems
I was left with a dirty uniform shirt and boots without a shine after Al and I battled some tree branches that were in the road this morning. New uniform tonight. #TrooperProblems
Parked next to a sprinkler last night...now I got water spots all over my freshly washed patrol car....#TrooperProblems
Hello!? Dispatch?!? Anyone!? This is Absolute truth. #TrooperProblems
What happens on the base, stays on the base #StuckStormie #TrooperProblems #IfYouTellAnyoneAboutThis...#Stormtooper #StarWars #LEGO
Apparently, when you are in a hurry to help someone clean up their spilled lumber, you don't have time to put your hat on. #Trooperproblems
When it's raining outside, but you wanna explore Endor... #trooperproblems #☔️ 📷: sgtbananas https://t.co/bQ4EcEWKC4
@jockowillink @LeifBabin People are talking about what tea you drink, and I'm over here wondering what you carry concealed. #trooperproblems
When it's like you live in a perpetual snow-globe of angst that someone just shook up. #TrooperProblems
When your officers wonder why you're missing shots, but your glasses don't fit under the helmet. #TrooperProblems
When there's free coffee in the hall and you forget your helmet is on so there's free coffee all over the floor instead #TrooperProblems
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