Top Tweets for #TrumpCommandments

over 2 years ago

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife. Although You Could Try Taking Her Furniture Shopping and Then Move On Her Like a Bitch Just to See What Happens. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor. Unless You're Committing Perjury for the Trump Organization. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Thou Shalt Not Steal. Unless Its From Kids With Cancer, In Which Case Skimming a Little Off the Top Is OK. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Thou Shalt Not Kill. Unless It's For the Sake of Wall Street During a Pandemic in an Election Year. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Honor Your Father Even If Thy Mother Accused Him Of Raping Her During The Divorce Proceedings. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Remember the Sabbath Day and Keep it 18-Holey. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name of the LORD Thy Favorite President In Vain. Nor Make Mashups of Him Displaying Signs Of Dementia. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Thou Shalt Not Make False Idols. They All Must Be Officially Licensed. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me. Especially If You Want to Be My Vice President. #TrumpCommandments

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over 2 years ago

Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery Unless It Is With Someone Who Reminds You Of Your Daughter. #TrumpCommandments

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PeterBMeme @PeterBMeme

over 2 years ago

#TrumpCommandments @SpeakerJohnson, @RepClayHiggins, @RepTroyCarter, @SteveScalise, @RepGarretGraves, @RepJuliaLetlow, @SenJohnKennedy, @SenBillCassidy @LAGOP

PeterBMeme's tweet photo. #TrumpCommandments @SpeakerJohnson, @RepClayHiggins, @RepTroyCarter, @SteveScalise, @RepGarretGraves, @RepJuliaLetlow, @SenJohnKennedy, @SenBillCassidy @LAGOP https://t.co/b5aY9nmy82

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over 2 years ago

@ProjectLincoln The #TrumpCommandments are everything Trump believes in, and more.

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over 2 years ago

@TaraSetmayer Blasphemy! Here are the REAL #TrumpCommandments right here. You're Welcome.

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over 2 years ago

@ProjectLincoln Slow down, Simba. Trump makes a concerted effort to follow each of these Commandments, every day. #TrumpCommandments

MeisnerActor's tweet photo. @ProjectLincoln Slow down, Simba. Trump makes a concerted effort to follow each of these Commandments, every day. #TrumpCommandments https://t.co/jrZmmkZUYY

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over 2 years ago

@Char20205 Everything Trump stands for? Right here. #TrumpCommandments

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almost 6 years ago

#TrumpCommandments TRUMP COMMANDMENTS 🔟 i didn't do it - it's a hoax

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almost 6 years ago

#TrumpCommandments TRUMP COMMANDMENTS 8⃣ the black guy did it

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almost 6 years ago

#TrumpCommandments TRUMP COMMANDMENTS 7⃣ hillary did it

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