Top Tweets for #Trumptranslation

almost 6 years ago

#TrumpTranslation: Like everything else I've done in my miserable life, I've squandered the past 4 years in office. I replaced the swamp with an even darker one, but there's more swamp creatures I need to put in place, so I need 4 more years to completely destroy the US!

almost 6 years ago

We did not come this far, and fight this hard, only to surrender our Country back to the Washington Swamp—So get your friends, get your family, get your neighbors & GET OUT & VOTE! On November 3rd we must finish the job and Drain the Swamp once and for all

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The White House 45 Archived

almost 6 years ago

#TrumpTranslation: Since I don't consider myself a senior, I really don't have much sympathy for you old people. But I'll act like I do, and I will fight for you like the bad actor that I am, in the same way I cheat at golf. But let's not use the word "conviction", ok?

@WhiteHouse45

almost 6 years ago

President @realDonaldTrump to America’s seniors: "I will protect you, I will defend you, and I will fight for you with every ounce of energy and conviction that I have."

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about 6 years ago

#TrumpTranslation: I hate Black people. If Biden wins, Black people will take over your neighborhood, rob & steal from you, rape your daughters, and your property values will plummet.

Canada🌻Good 📷🇨🇦🇺🇦 @CanadaGood

about 6 years ago

Biden supports Cory Booker’s Bill that will force low income housing in the Suburbs, which will lower property values and bring crime to your neighborhoods. If Dems win, GOODBYE SUBURBS!

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Julesong @Julesong

about 6 years ago

#TrumpTranslation Trump's words are confusing, so here's a handy glossary (non-alphabetic) of terms he commonly uses/abuses and what he really means. Sucker = person to manipulate for Trump agenda Loser = person who stands up for America Veteran = sucker / loser 1/many

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about 6 years ago

@steveburgess1 One nine-iron drive = a massive stroke. One golf "choke" = an epileptic seizure. One short putt = a mini-stroke = a trip to Andrews Base hospital. One shot to the head = thermonuclear war. #Trumptranslation #ministroke

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Tara Dublin

@taradublinrocks

about 6 years ago

#TrumpTranslation: I had a series of mini-strokes #TrumpStroke

Adam Parkhomenko

@AdamParkhomenko

about 6 years ago

Trump: I didn’t have a series of mini-strokes. Press: We didn’t say you did.

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LIVID @LIVIDS_LIVID

about 6 years ago

@Yamiche "She's getting these fawning reviews" #trumptranslation "When Melania plagiarizes this I better get effusive reviews"

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LIVID @LIVIDS_LIVID

about 6 years ago

@Yamiche #Trumptranslation Yall like her better than me

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about 6 years ago

#Trump - "We're looking at that very strongly." #TrumpTranslation: "I haven't thought about this once and I'm not going to do anything about it either."

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DarqFry @NigrumFry

over 6 years ago

AND JUST LIKE THAT AMERICA'S COMMERCIAL #FISHERMEN #JustLikeThat #TrumpTranslation #Trade

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over 6 years ago

#TrumpTranslation: There must be 25 people outside with #MAGA hats showing their devotion to me. Thank you!

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CK @charley_ck14

over 6 years ago

#TrumpTranslation “I know I’m going to get my ass handed to me in November, so I’m planting doubt and conspiracy theories into my base’s tiny gullible brains.”

over 6 years ago

There is NO WAY (ZERO!) that Mail-In Ballots will be anything less than substantially fraudulent. Mail boxes will be robbed, ballots will be forged & even illegally printed out & fraudulently signed. The Governor of California is sending Ballots to millions of people, anyone.....

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CK @charley_ck14

over 6 years ago

#TrumpTranslation I'm TOTALLY interested in moving the convention to Doral! #RepublicanNationalConvention