Top Tweets for #TweetoftheNight

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

Apparently, jesus, doesn’t care about Boise State football.

I’m starting to feel unburdened by what has been.

I think even Dana Bash and Jake Tapper are going to vote for Trump after this.

Just on the phone with mam. She's telling me about the 20mph go slow everywhere and the Welsh govt-inflicted Heads of the Valley road nightmare. Both parents were lifelong Labour voters until recent yrs. Her summation of the Labour-run Senedd: "I don't think they're all there!"