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So, it's #FaustianFriday, finally, with the fine topic of "Off to See the Wizard - Imaginary Lands", right? Right.
As promised, here are #twoshort stories of mine. A new one (just released this week) and an old one. Plus a nice little addendum. If you read this thread, that is.
DAILY DOSE
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Morning #13 at Kilmory and my 2L of milk just ran out. Pretty good rationing since I'm heading back home tomorrow. I've also learned that coffee filters can be rinsed and reused in a pinch. #twoshort
If only 2cups of alcohol makes me tipsy should I be called #TwoShort
I was always led to believe that pancakes must = reps run in training! #TwoShort @JoelRedman8 #PancakeDay
4.7 won mt Vernon !!!😜 #twoshort
1: Carwash maintenance (glorified custodian)
2: Intramural ref
3: YMCA
4: Youth intern
5: Inner-city missionary
#FirstSevenJobs #twoshort
My #GYMPARTNER is beta than yours.
#TwoShort by name.
Remember der is no turning back now. https://t.co/FSvg5U4rSv
I would probably avoid NBCSN for the next few minutes, Lightning fans.
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