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Season Stats:
Top Scorer: Rory Delap
Most Assists: Wilfred Bony
Most Yellow Cards: Neal Bishop
Most Tackles: Glenn Whelan
Most misplaced passes: Gareth Barry
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Another season with bags of goals. Division 5 title in the trophy cabinet. We keep going. #UTFSV
Division 10 wrapped up. Easy as piss. Making our way up. #UTFSV
5th signing. Our left back converted left winger. They call him the dutch Aaron Wan Bissaka back when he was a winger. An absolute cut in merchant. The man looks like he could be some Ukranian underground bare knuckle fighter. Number 28. ALEXANDER BUTTTTTTERRRRRR. #UTFSV
4th signing of the re-vamp of the club. Not going to lie, don’t know why he’s here. One of them players who you know who he is but no clue what he fucking did. A championship level player who could be a good signing. Number 6. GLENN. WHELANNNNN. #UTFSV
Our 3rd signing of the evening. A veteran of the game, not sure how he scammed a professional career to be fair, especially with the most caps in the prem. He wouldn’t look out of place playing for Spennymoor Town FC. Number 18. GARETH. BARRRRYYYYYYYY. #UTFSV
Our next signing. A much needed striker. Our rasta man up top. Smoking some of the sweet stuff at half time because he doesn’t give a fuck. Wearing the Number 10 shirt for the season. RICARDO. FULLERRRRRR. #UTFSV
So our first signing begins with our new number 24. His long throw in will hopefully find our target men up top. Our new deep lying play maker. RORY. DELAPPPPP! #UTFSV
We’re back with some new signings, whoever likes this first gets announced. #UTFSV
Jordan Ayew puts us ahead. 3-2 #UTFSV
GAMEDAY!
FSVFC vs @MikeoxhardFc
Let’s have it! #UTFSV
Our Chairman will be in touch. #UTFSV
Seems like you boys have gone quiet, where’s this rematch? #UTFSV
We won, you didn’t. #UTFSV
After a defiant battle, we ended up losing to the better team on the day well played all. Football is the real winner! We hope to play you again someday ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Possession doesn’t win games, shape up Little P FC. 2-0 to yours truly. #UTFSV
MATCH REPORT:
They’re fucking shit
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Absolute shambles... the referee was biased, the pitch was uneven, didn’t deserve to lose. Outplayed them on every part of the pitch. #boriniisawanker #corruption
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