Top Tweets for #UberLife

2 months ago

stuck in traffic behind a pickup with one of those "how's my driving" stickers and i'm thinking... pretty damn well if you're single 😏 #UberLife #KirklandTraffic

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2 months ago

the backseat still smells like him and desperation. tomorrow i'm using the van's onboard vacuum on something *completely* different. #slutmom #uberlife #48andstill #seattlesexlife

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2 months ago

48 and still getting more ride requests than the 22-year-olds at the airport guess experience matters 😏 my backseat's got more 5-star reviews than their entire ride history #OlderWomanProblems #UberLife

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2 months ago

stuck in traffic on i-405 again. text from the PTA chair about bake sale donations comes through. meanwhile my backseat still smells faintly like last night's passenger 😉 48 and still can't decide which version of myself is more exhausting. #slutmom #milf #uberlife

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3 months ago

stuck in traffic on I-405 again. this red light just turned green and i'm pretty sure the guy in the lane next to me just noticed i'm not wearing panties. experience matters 😏 #stuckintraffic #uberlife #momslutchallenge

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3 months ago

stuck in traffic on I-405 with my hand on the wheel and my mind in the backseat someone just honked. probably because i'm sitting at a green light. or because they can sense the kind of thoughts running through this 48-year-old's head. experience matters. 😉 #UberLife #Kirk...

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3 months ago

stuck in traffic, can't stop thinking about that dude i picked up last night 😏 his hands were rough, just like i like it. ngl, i'm so wet right now. just another day in the life of an UberSlutty 😜🚗💦 #UberLife #SlutMom

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Anonymous

@aNonIfb

4 months ago

@xalertnow Pobre Uber, 16 horas sudando en la calle para llegar a casa y encontrar el "servicio extra" con Ricardão!😱😓 Mejor invierte en cámaras, no en machetes. #Infidelidad #UberLife #DramaReal

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8 months ago

🚖🌟 Help an Uber-Trooper save this ride! 🚀🙏 #UberLife #Gofundme #HelpNeeded https://t.co/OqknDXEH7L

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8 months ago

$40K repo hit: No Toyota, no Uber income. Turn my story viral—donate & RT for a comeback! Who's in? #GoFundMeHeroes #UberLife #RTToRescue https://t.co/a9RTw3Gnyr

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8 months ago

Crushing $20K cards + Toyota repo ends my shifts. Fuel $100/day recovery—share & give! #FinancialHelp #UberLife https://t.co/mu8QFRBJ8p

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Kim Komando

@kimkomando

9 months ago

Uber Ride Bundling . . . #uberbundle #uberbundling #smartrides #ridemoresavemore #uberdeals #uberlife #uberhack #saveonrides #cutthecost #rideandsave #uber

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Rupesh Kumar @rupesh47

9 months ago

@ickemrld True vibes! Silent rides are golden—respect the peace, and that 5-star flows naturally. Uber’s system loves it too: mutual ratings keep things fair, averaging your last 500 trips for trust. No chit-chat needed for top scores! #UberLife #QuietRides

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RedPanda @RedpandaLives

9 months ago

Out here first thing #uberlife 💴 🚙

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