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I wrote a piece for slackjaw_humor — here’s a snippet. Link in the comments!
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@parkerxpayne Shit she just changed my life too! #UberAdvice should be a thing. I really needed that
Now I know@uber is trying to help! But encouraging passengers to text me updates on their location etc is just stupid. #uberpassengers should always call and never text their drivers. We can’t read texts while driving 🤦♂️ #uberadvice #uber #callme

"Listen, just don't worry about anything... Just eat, drink & fuck" - The final parting words of our Uber driver today. There was no precursor to this. The wisdom was just given. And when advice is introduced in such a way, you must take it. #UberAdvice
"Grab him in the balls and take him to Jerusalem" #uberadvice
Uber driver in Vilnius today expressed a great concern over me living ‘all by myself’ in a foreign country and not planning to have a family of my own in the near future 🙈 in his view, ‘it’s about time’ #uberconcerns #uberadvice #cheers
"Study your CPA" #UberAdvice
In an Uber listening to the radio talk about being wedding, baby and divorce broke and the driver says “Just stay alone forever! You’ll have all the money and never lose it!”
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True dude. Silver linings all around.
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Getting views on the future of the world from an Uber driver can go either way. This guy is killing it right now. Yes bro. #uberadvice
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Mumbai Maya nagri hai: raja ko rank aur rank ko raja bana deti hai! Bus Mehnat karo. #Uberadvice from my driver
"There's going to be a time when you need a computer for phone numbers" #UberAdvice
Men need to grow up, not old... #uberadvice

"Never marry a woman that knows karate and carries a pistol."
#uberadvice
@SMSFCoach LOL #uberadvice Prof (Black) Intra (Taxi) Mate (X) “Automated” (Food delivery). Just bring your #spotify toons & enjoy the ride!
"You've gotta be careful. You can't just walk around cliffs when you're drunk because sometimes, you fall" #UberAdvice
"That's life, we just learn and keep going." - my @Uber driver after listening to my day. #uberadvice #freeofcharge
After a great taxi chat I've discovered my new favourite hashtag #uberadvice 'when hard times come, great things are around the corner' 👌
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