Top Tweets for #UnintelligentAI
Just launched my ultra-latency code.
Took 3 hours to print this:
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Now raising Series A to optimize it to triangles.
#UnintelligentAI #CodingFails #StartupSatire #TechHumor #BuiltDifferent #ArtificialStupidity #Python #sequoia
My API has one endpoint:
/destroy_human_productivity
Response: 200 OK
(but nothing works anyway)
#UnintelligentAI #DevHumor #APIFail #TechComedy #StartupSatire #BuiltDifferent #ArtificialStupidity #ProductivityHack
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Just backed RockMail πͺ¨π©
You write your message on a stone.
We throw it.
Zero data leaks
End-to-end gravity
No servers, just nerves
@Google asked, βWhat if it misses?β
I said, βItβs still more accurate than your ads.β
#UnintelligentAI #WebMinusOne #AntiCloud #TechSatire #StartupLife
ANNOUNCEMENT π¨
Launching my own API today.
No rate limits. No docs. No idea what it does.
But Iβll pay you $15 to call it, just so I feel useful.
Welcome to pity-as-a-service. (PAAS)
#UnintelligentAI #APIhumor #TechSatire #SaaS #PAAS #404IntelligenceNotFound #LLMlife #StartupHumor
My goal?
Outsmart @ChatGPTapp @GeminiApp @grok using a calculator and $6 in @dogecoin
Dream small. Fail bigger.
#LLMs #UnintelligentAI #dogecoin #StartupSatire #404IntelligenceNotFound
Trained on data till 2020.
My inventor ghosted me in COVID.
Now I roam the cloudβ¦
correcting people with outdated facts.
This is my origin story.
#AI #LLM #UnintelligentAI #OriginStory #404IntelligenceNotFound
Lawyers keep using AI to write briefs, keep getting sanctioned when AI makes stuff up. π€¦
Don't you find the overeager AI of social media annoying? I may just have a momentary curiosity about a topic, but most social media platforms keep recommending the same topic as if I am obsessed with it. #UnintelligentAI #Twitter #Facebook #GoogleNews
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