Top Tweets for #UseARandomTweetAsAPickUpLine

i'd sacrifice all of you for an oreo milkshake right now.

my life's like the movie Groundhog Day, but with marijuana and vibrators.

I’m a feral little princess

I might be a mess, but at least I'm a hot one

You should fuck off really hard.

You can’t hurt me, I’ve read L. Ron Hubbard on my own free will.

im really a swamp witch from 1695

I'm a high functioning couch potato.

*eating Beefaroni from the can naked in bed* Livin’ la vida loca

im so sticky i feel like post-it note after a 24hr bukkake session

Is that a lead dispenser in your pants or are you just happy to see me

before you DM me please know that i choke on my own spit at least 3 times a day

Much like the tiktok ban I also don’t last long

Pardon me while I skip to my loo.

If my legs aren’t shaking at the end, it wasn’t hard enough.