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My therapist: And what is the root of your Sunday stress?
Me: [Shows this picture] 🧹🧽
#UselessDog #DogParents #CleaningDay #FunnyPets #NoThoughtsHeadEmpty
![Suan1llnnm's tweet photo. My therapist: And what is the root of your Sunday stress?
Me: [Shows this picture] 🧹🧽
#UselessDog #DogParents #CleaningDay #FunnyPets #NoThoughtsHeadEmpty https://t.co/yHuixvyJfK](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HOKfcxebEAAEVn3.jpg)
So.... Per Wee Herman went to BU. That’s awesome.
But also Bill O’Reilly and Robert Trump.
SCSU has no villainous alumni.
Edge: SCSU
#hateBUweek #uselessDog #GOHUSKIESWOOOOO
A rummaging raccoon invaded the deck tonight—two stories up. He had NO fear. And the dog didn’t even notice the raccoon. Gangster is sooooo fired!!!! #UselessDog #AndINamedHimGangster #GangsterIsFired #Varmint… https://t.co/rMpo3vmfhD
Moooove Day! The ladies get a new bunch of bales today. -36 with windchill, so I choose a warm truck as my cattle moving vehicle. #uselessdog #thoughtheshouldbechasing? #needastockdog #cowslookinggood:) #ranchlife
Update: he injured, but didn't kill it so now it's buzzing pathetically and I'm going to have to kill it myself to get to sleep #uselessdog https://t.co/cvTgjHAl25
Trying to fall asleep when Dex hears a fly buzz against the window. So now he's stepping all over me trying to hunt this fly in the dark 🙄
Jack can't give me back rubs and that makes me sad... now I have to consider dating 🙃😂 #UselessDog
@Se_Railway what a joke.yesterday promise that everything is on scheldule at cannon guess what, train cancelled for over running #uselessdog
@LucieAnneDavies I very much doubt it! Last night he just laid there while they flew around! #uselessdog
@MJanman @matt_reynolds94 if in last on the final straight just turn and walk!! #disappointment #uselessdog #coolavanygooch
My dogs like an old man...sleeps all day, needs his food cut up small, likes walks outside now and again! #UselessDog
Get a cat they'll chase anything
"@alexamees2: i tried to make the dog eat the lizard and her pussy ass ran away smh #uselessdog"
i tried to make the dog eat the lizard and her pussy ass ran away smh #uselessdog
someone teach cosmo how to fetch the remote #uselessdog
Welp. He's off the picnic table, at least. #UselessDog
Station just posted this pic of Harry photobombing the spouse's club BBQ. #UselessDog
Harry, utterly exhausted from sleeping all night, has retired to bed for the day. #UselessDog
Aaaand positioned to ensure maximum trippage should a SAR alarm force me to rush out of the office. #UselessDog
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