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At Waffle House, if you are boothless
You may leave the restaurant toothless
Tables and chairs
Catch diners unawares
For the chef's throws are rapid and ruthless.
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Most people believe death is inevitable: a fixed result, something that can be delayed but never denied.
In fact, immortality is our natural state. Death is a predator. It is not inevitable. It is simply ruthless.
Those with enough determination can outrun death.
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Before Santa, gifts came from Tobias
Til he ran out of presents to buy us
All his gift boxes
Had stockings and sockses
He had a tremendous toe bias.
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Time travel is not impossible. The main issue is that consciousness has a bias toward continuity. Simply put, minds prefer effect to follow cause in an easy, orderly fashion.
Objects have no such problem. Things remain where they were left, but not necessarily when.
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Stars have a well-known propensity
For adding mass to raise their density
But when they get too swole
They become a black hole
Wrecking their dreams of immensity.
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Technically, the hidden city was smaller than the mountain. It had to be, as it was inside of it. But it had an immensity that the mountain itself lacked.
Tourists stopped to gape at the marvels all around. For the millions who lived within, it was simply home.
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The watering hole gets political
In manners animal, plant and zoophytical
Some say semi-large
Mammals can't be in charge
Which feels targeted and hippo critical.
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The Mirror of Critical Assessment masquerades as a helpful device. It highlights any quickly fixable imperfections, like food in teeth, mussed hair or improperly applied makeup.
Perfection is impossible. The mirror always points out just one more thing to improve.
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A barbarian warrior named Krista
Built a big bulky ballista
She assaulted the castles
Not to obtain vassals
But to improve her vacation vista.
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The Misty Vista digital window promised "soothing, gentle views of fog-swept landscapes with natural light guaranteed to calm your mood."
It was calming, at first. People loved them.
They were in homes worldwide before anyone started to notice movement in the fog.
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A homebuilder first dug a basement
Then sat back and waited, complacent
Queried his spouse,
"When do we get a house?"
He said, "Here it is! It's just nascent."
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Take care with your words, especially when you are alone. The world is full of nascent beings born of errant ideas and half-considered thoughts. It is those same energies that they feed upon to survive.
They will bend the world for you, and bleed you dry in return.
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Don't let Domino's pizza be late
Lest the Noid you aggravate
Risking lives for fast food
May seem fairly rude
But you either die or dominate.
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Demons dominate normal minds. Brinths' minds dominate demons. It is a fair fight, if not one the demon was expecting. There is no need to feel sympathy.
A phage's mind consumes the demon, ripping it slowly apart. It is unpleasant. Everything deserves a quick death.
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The world cried out in consternation
When faced with space annihilation
The big asteroid
Left NASA annoyed
But oil drillers had innovation.
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They say the world runs on innovation. If you're not creating, you're stagnating. Old news. Forgotten.
At the same time, they bind everything up in ancient rules. Taboos. Don't, with a wink and a nod just means don't get caught.
How were we to know some were vital?
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When Mr. Freeze put on his suit
Not even Kelvin could refute
When this antihero
Turned temps down to zero
He made his control absolute.
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A sovereign citizen's oration
Declared he belonged to no nation
But when it came time
That HE suffered from crime
There was now room for interpretation.
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Gollum lived in a cave with his treasure
Devouring fish without pleasure
He thought that some riddles
Could snare better vittles
But Bilbo clearly had his measure.
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There's something that sits by the creek in the woods. It wears long, tattered robes, or perhaps is covered in long, tattered skin. It stares at the water and sings, "I measure, I measure, I do."
Do not ask it what it measures. It measures the time to its next meal.
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