Top Tweets for #ValetProblems
Old peeps
*pulls parking brake in an automatic*
*closes driver door when you’re about to get in*
*stares at the car as you drive away*
When they come back for it
*looks around confused for car*
*waves at you as you pull up with their car*
*maybe tips*
@Valet_Probs #ValetProblems
@__asvpxangel Hate people who pocket, like tighten up bro lmao #valetproblems
Just listened to @HTNOS and I might have been drugged lol. #ValetProblems #TrueMeaningOfLysol
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I hate to bash people but how do you valet but never tip?! Your an accountant/lawyer/owner of a business
#valetproblems
#smh
A couple times a night after being handed a claim check I hear "mine is the Ferrari haha." #StopTheNonsense #ValetProblems #ClaytonValet
-Henrik what do you want on the Olympics hats?
-Blue
-Ya, blue with what? The flag?
-Blue
-Blue and yellow maybe?
-Blue
Gotta love going into work on Monday hearing bout how some new kid wrecked 2 cars Saturday #valetproblems
Gotta love the classics!! #valetlife #valetproblems #californiadreamin #classiccarspotting… https://t.co/ToH1XxHK1K
All those keys and none of them mine. #valetproblems #youhadthemwhenyouparkedmycar https://t.co/81Ei0ry2RT
"$6? It's been $5 the past 10 years. Well yeah, price went up after new years. That's bullshit, I was here two nights ago." #valetproblems
I swear women are the worst people to valet. They're naturally stupid & they're cheapskates. #valetproblems #valetparking
When you bring the customers car! #ValetProblems #notip lol @FiliGetsIt @Aspacebound https://t.co/kTUdASsqGn
In the Finacial Aid office like https://t.co/Ieorwc4GO0
Aww snap:
Bitch: "PARK MY CAR"
Me (valet): "what's the magic word?"
Bitch: "... please..."
Me (valet): "YAAAYY YOU DID IT!!!"
#valetproblems
When the clock in a customer's car says 5:47 so you think your shift is almost over but it's actually 5:30 #valetproblems #cindytranprobs
anyone who doesnt tip the valet when its pouring out should A) go fuck themselves and B) park themselves next time #valetproblems
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