Top Tweets for #VerifyCletus
Know that you are loved. Or at least liked. Probably hated by a few. Might be one or two who wish you'd just...
Okay, yeah, I'm not cut out to be one of that inspirational motivational tweeters.
But hey, I at least tried, right?
Two tears in a bucket...
#VerifyCletus #SaveCletus
Shift is done. Got some energy left over. Time to hit the gym.
#200lb #GymLife #VerifyCletus #Motivation
Scratch: Hiya KD! You said my name in the last tweet. What's up?
KD: Just to say you'll be in #converstory. But not yet.
Scratch: So what you're saying is I can go back to Maui to finish watching those ladies #wrestle in the jello pit?
KD: Huh?
Scratch: I'm out!
#VerifyCletus
KD: I think I'll do #converstory also. Since Scratch is back from his CPAC Dallas thing, I'll try him on here. You'll stay on #vss365.
Pandora: We agreed, no using real-world names.
KD: We also agreed you'd stop hosting mud #wrestle events in my subconscious, yet...
#VerifyCletus
Pandora: I think I figured out why you want Cletus verified. It's because...
KD: Wait, it's past midnight, so there's a new #vss365 prompt.
Pandora: Are you serio-...ugh. What's the prompt?
KD: #Beyond me, but you...
Pandora: Don't say it.
KD: ...#almost had me. Ha!
#VerifyCletus
Pandora: You're the only writer I know whose characters want to kill you in real life.
KD: Sad part is, that statement #almost made perfect sense.
#vss365 #VerifyCletus
KD: Okay Twitter. We're #almost there to getting Cletus verified! So, for every retweet, I'll give away my whole collection of...
Pandora: No. He won't.
KD: Hey! You don't even know what I was gonna...
Pandora: Voice in your head, remember?
KD: Ugh! Pandora!
#vss365 #VerifyCletus
I'm the type of writer who pens my heroes to be every bit as #antagonistic as my villains. I mean yeah, Captain America? Cool peeps. But sometimes you want a #Cable who'll pick up a futuristic gun & squeeze the trigger in a New York minute.
#vss365 #VerifyCletus #WritingCommunity
No. And okay, fine, be #antagonistic all you want. The answer is still no. You know who you are. No.
#vss365 #WritingCommunity #VerifyCletus #SaveCletus
Woke up over an hour earlier than my alarm. So yeah, guess where I'm headed?
#200lb #VerifyCletus #GymLife #SaveCletus #SundayVibes
As you listen to Sarah's #refined voice, think not of animals in need of shelter & adoption. I mean yeah, do so & donate while you're at it. But also, spare a thought for Cletus. One retweet from any who sees this.
Won't you help?
#VerifyCletus #vss365
https://t.co/N1JmerQ6wR
Dear Verify Twitter,
While I feel your standards should be more #refined, I also feel Cletus qualifies to be verified.
(Hey! That rhymed!)
Won't you help?
Retweet #VerifyCletus, for he is truly worthy of that coveted blue (or white) check-mark. #vss365
KD: There. I clarified that #refined mark.
Pandora: I still don't get this push to #VerifyCletus.
KD: I already told you why.
Pandora: But it makes no sense.
KD: I'm a writer with a vivid imagination. I chat with voices in my head. How much sense do you expect me to make?
#vss365
The Case for Cletus (7 of 11)
Dear Verify Twitter,
I wish to clarify a previous tweet. When I implied Cletus wasn't #refined, I meant he's a diamond in the rough. Like, he just needs to be spit on and wiped. Wait, or is that spit-shine and polish?
#VerifyCletus #vss365
Pandora: Does Verify Twitter ever look on Facebook?
KD: I doubt it. Why?
Pandora: Your last post called Cletus a freaking man-child.
KD: What happens on Facebook stays on...
Pandora: You just tweeted he wasn't #refined.
KD: Still called him my BFF, though.
#VerifyCletus #vss365
Cletus! Keep standing on my patio stiff as a statue wearing a hockey mask, I don't care. You do you. But stop twisting my bulb out the socket. It's dark outside, but I still know it's you. Why can't I have a #refined bff?
You still getting verified though.
#vss365 #VerifyCletus
Also, anytime you can casually integrate "but just a lil wee bit, though" into a tweet before you've had your morning coffee and while listening to a Doctor Who score by the BBC Orchestra...now that's a feat worth tweeting about.
#VerifyCletus
That whole, "best laid plans of mice and men"? Yep, it's a thing. Woke up this afternoon ready to do skits on Facebook since the voices in my head wouldn't shut up. I log on - radio silence.
So now I'm on Facebook just stalling, waiting.
#WritingCommunity #KDsPlace #VerifyCletus
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