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#TuesdayMorning it's been awhile, but today the #TheLiquorRisesWithTheSun I enjoyed a boring sunrise during the first snow. it was actually nice. 1st time drinking outside when it's cold. new experience for this #VodkaMonkeyInSpace
#FlyOrDie #Flyers back in the 2nd and down 1-2. I am celebrating their return as a #VodkaMonkeyInSpace by mixing with caramel apple cider. it's what happens when you do things right.
#FlyOrDie going to raise a plastic goblet to the #Flyers #Prost this #VodkaMonkeyInSpace already has plenty of, but will drink more, Moxie.
i am still celebrating the #Flyers win by being a cozy #VodkaMonkeyInSpace and drinking my first ever warm liquorific beverage- hot chocolate and vodka for people who mix rusty hot chocolate from a can on a Friday night brand vodka with chicken rice soup on the side. #Prost
#WednesdayThoughts this #VodkaMonkeyInSpace can now actually check last week's #FantasyFootball results. I refuse to live out my #DrunkenFantasy sober.
#WednesdayThoughts got my 3 way drinking poncho it's time to dive into my #LiquorAndCheeseburgerParty this is an amazing voyage that touches the soul of this #VodkaMonkeyInSpace deeply. #Prost #HeresToUs may all your liquor and cheeseburger parties be merry and vright
because my spouse is the bollocks, this #VodkaMonkeyInSpace made me a baked potato, so I can eat and drink them at the same time. I am loving this #SaturdayNight #Prost
#SaturdayNight tonights tweets are sponsored by #WatermelonPunch and excellent decision making skills. I got a new and even more bereft of goodness vodka, so blast off with this #VodkaMonkeyInSpace #Prost I am donning my Suzanne Somers 3-way poncho a'la @Jenna_Marbles
#TuesdayThoughts my Cherry cola drink single and Vodka For people Who Married a Lady Named Karen brand vodka tastes like if drinking a bottle of cold medicine was actually pleasant. you're welcome. #Prost #VodkaMonkeyInSpace #ImDurnk
#ThursdayThoughts my computer update interrupted my morning drinky poo. what a jerk. else wise, #TheLiquorRisesWithTheSun this #VodkaMonkeyInSpace found new systems with mushed up strawberry fruit bar and banana popsicle. it's wild and my freezer is emptier. #Prost
#WednesdayThoughts my strawberry banana popsicle and vodka drink tastes like ethereal beauty and using up things in my freezer. I am one happy #VodkaMonkeyInSpace
#WednesdayThoughts I am once again a #VodkaMonkeyInSpace I am making a drinky poo out of vodka and left over and frozen popsicles. I will accept my Nobel Prize with the dignity and slurring it deserves.
#TuesdayMorning I feel super productive for using up things that have been in my house awhile and used spray candy for drinks, both of which makes my heart sing. I am #DayDurnk and my tongue is green. it's a beautiful morning for this #VodkaMonkeyInSpace
#SaturdayNight I HAVE JUST INVENTD ALCOHOLIC ALCHEMY. I look forward to raising one of the majestic bad boys on 10-04-2019 #HeresToUs #FLYERS fans this looks and tastes like victory in so many ways. I am glad I am at home, these pictures are drunk #VodkaMonkeyInSpace
#SaturdayNight ambles on with Blue freeze pop juice mixed with vodka. The Barbicide I used to soak my combs in (where you at #Cosmetologists) never tasted this good. This is what happens when you do everything right. #HeresToUs #VodkaMonkeyInSpace
#SaturdayNight tweets will NOT be sponsored by water melon punch. they will be sponsored by the juice of unfrozen Freeze Pops and vodka. I am an amazing #VodkaMonkeyInSpace
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