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However sloshed she was aware enough to give the wrong address.
Reminds me of all those chappies in #Wodehouse who not only give the wrong address but also the wrong name. Usually all such folks spend the night at the cop station.
When at the drop of a hat everybody demands #Aadhar card, why didn't the cops ask for that or some sort of ID?
My wife and I were laughing when I read out the story to her.
In Pune, a woman was so drunk that she went up to a female police constable sitting in her police van, and demanded a cigarette lighter. When the constable said she didn’t have one, the woman slapped her. After being taken to the police station to cool down, where she also tested positive for high alcohol content, she was released. The cops later found she had given a wrong residence address. Now they’re hunting for the needle in a haystack.
Moral of the story: All police personnel patrolling in Koregaon Park area must keep cigarette lighters. You can’t expect sloshed (‘drunk’ is so middle class) women in very upmarket Koregaon Park to keep matches, do you?
One of the great 'almost's of TV adaptations. An exquisite production… which they never stood a chance of repeating – and to top it all, they decided to make only the second half of a two-part narrative: Heavy Weather is a direct sequel to Summer Lightning. #Wodehouse
La casa di uno dei miei autori preferiti #Wodehouse
Si spera che la targhetta blu la salvi, perché a Londra van di ruspe, abbattendo palazzi d' epoca per costruire mausolei in vetro e cemento, come non ci fosse un domani

When I started earning, I treated myself to a #Wodehouse each year for my birthday.
I would buy it from Gangarams book shop - then on #Bengaluru’s MG Road. The book cost all of ₹22!
Decades on, I returned to chat to Mr Prakash Gangaram and leave signed copies of my own book! 😊


While relaxing, I occasionally pause to wonder if P. G. #Wodehouse found as much delight in crafting his sentences as some of us find in reading them.
Continuano le avventure esilaranti di Bertie Wooster e l’impeccabile maggiordomo #Jeeves. In libreria "Un mattino di gioia" di P.G. #Wodehouse, con la Nota di Andrea Pennacchi
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It's still hot, it's #FolkloreThursday, here's a topping tale about Britain's greatest ever Bard, direct from a Pembrokeshire beach – WHAT, HO, TALIESIN! https://t.co/SJh70w4uDl #Folklore #Wodehouse #Jeeves 📚🏴🏴🏴🏖️
From my late father's PG Wodehouse collection. £12 each. UK & PP only. All unabridged. Narrators - Jonathan Cecil (mainly), Jeremy Sinden, Graham Seed.
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Listening to @TheRestHistory on the second year of WWI. George Orwell once remarked: "Bertie Wooster, if he ever existed, was killed round about 1915."
#Wodehouse is perhaps loved not just as a comic genius but because he describes England as if the Great War had never been.
I remember laughing like a madman when I first read the line 'his waistcoat swelled like the sail of a racing yacht."!
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As is so often the case with butlers, there was a good deal of Beach. Julius Caesar, who liked to have men about him who were fat, would have taken to him at once. He was a man who had made two chins grow where only one had been before, and his waistcoat swelled like the sail of a racing yacht.
As I continue editing my way through A Pattern of Death (yes my #WIP now has an official title) I have also been reading some P.G. #Wodehouse who I adore!
If you have a few minutes to kill, I did a review of his book Full Moon on my #Youtube channel:
https://t.co/a1bHYqchy9
On #WorldBookDay a memory
This belonged to my father and now with me
#Wodehouse
Also a first edition
#JoyintheMorning #PGWodehouse

Now On Hackney Books - Fixing It For Freddie by P.G. Wodehouse
Fortitude
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Coming Next Week: #Saki #Aristotle #FairyTail

You don’t need a checklist to be a “real” reader.
You don’t need to finish the list.
You don’t need to impress anyone.
Just read.
Lately for me, that’s been:
📖 Crime fiction
🎧 A wildly good mystery podcast
📚 #AdamSmith (always)
😂 And back to #Wodehouse
What about you?
👇 Drop what you’re reading right now
#ReadMore @GoodRichesBooks #ReadingLife #Bookstagram #ReadersOfInstagram #IntellectualLife #Curiosity #GreatBooks
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@jdpoc I'm genuinely a psychiatrist. Today I realised that #Wodehouse described #Trump succinctly. "He's potty to the core." DSM and ICD couldn't explain it better.
This is one of my favorites, right up there with the bit about the dog Bartholomew, looking like a Scottish elder rebuking sin from the pulpit.
#Wodehouse #Wooster #Jeeves
She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season.
This year, my resolution is to watch just 10 movies in 2026!
Along with 10 books and venturing on 10 vacations!
January started with #Ikkis , a train ride to #Varkala & finishing #Wodehouse 's Carry on, Jeeves
Thinking of losing 10kilos this year! Starting @ 91.7 kgs!

@True_VoiceX @icelandcricket @ICC @grok This handle is achievement enough! By far the best cricket account to follow.
The guy (or gal) is #wodehouse born again!
@florabarral Se io fossi in te oltre allo strepitoso felino 🐯 che ha davvero il look da divo, sottrarrei con destrezza anche un paio di libri di PG #Wodehouse ; in gioventù quando li leggevo la gente mi vedeva ridere da solo sguaiatamente 🤣 come i matti 😉
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