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Got plans so bad they make Monday look good? Share them below! The worst plan wins a free* dinner on us. 🥳 #WeekendFail #DinnerOnUs #Foodhub

I got in 4000+ beers then slammed a single word into my manuscript. #weekendfail Don't mix up your elements folks. @timgill924
@GeckoComms @HMSACharity @dotslondon @StuffieStuff1 awww thanks Gecko - weekend has run away from us again...how is it midnight Sunday when I've accomplished everything I planned to do (up to lunchtime Sat) #WeekendFail - Got some more packages wrapped - including Gecko calendars.
Still got about 10 t-shirt orders processed tho!
@CyberpunkGame with the new update I can't even initialize the game :( #sadness #cry #crymeariver #weekendfail
I don't pretend to b anything I am not, except for being sober 🤞😅 #weekendfail
Poop. I fell into the trap. Again.
I spent so much time this weekend twittering at the MH system, that I left no time or energy to paint.
I just did this quick sketch, which pretty much captures my mood, and helps me feel like it’s not a total loss.
#WeekendFAIL

Sometimes I get so excited about sleeping in, I can’t sleep in 😭 #WeekendFail
I had a for day weekend but I also got a cold on Wednesday...😑 I spent it drinking generic NyQuil and sneezing. Now I’m all better😁 to go to work tomorrow. What the fuckitty fuck fuck!🤗 🥴 #weekendfail #healthy #greatfulforthat
It's 2:30 pm, and the only one not still in pyjamas is the toddler. How did this happen?!
#dadlife
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When you spend £196 on a night out in eastbourne just in spoons, jesters and ECC ending up remembering absolutely nothing, waking up fully dressed, light still on with an uneaten box of chicken & chips by your bed also resulting in missing a whole day at work 😩🤦♂️🤣 #WeekendFail
When you're meant to clean the flat, but instead end up tidying one of your craft corners...🤦♀️🌈😆🧶
#CleaningFail #Saturday #WeekendFail

Weekend tip: don’t go for a bike ride, buy a dozen eggs, put them down your jacket for safe keeping, then crash your bike! #weekendfail
This weekend had too much small talk and no pizza. #weekendfail
I mean who wakes up at 5am on a Saturday? #WeekendFail
Fredericton bound on a Saturday morning. #lifeofaspeaker #businesstravellife #weekendfail… https://t.co/KIuTnIrZq4
This time last week I was in a penthouse in Paris drinking champagne. Tonight I'm at home drinking tea... 🤦🏽♀️ #weekendfail

I had 1 thing to do this weekend - get a new passport photo.
Did I get it done?
Nope. #WeekendFail
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