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Why yes, I am looking for a used banks diesel turbo system for an old IDI, thank you! #weekendnonsense
Parkour for the middle aged - running up the stairs!
Parkour for the old aged - walking up the stairs!
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If kids knew that 90% of them would not use 90% of what they learnt in school, 100% of them would never go to school!
Therefore for the 10% to save humanity, we need to send 100% to school.
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Ask me anything.
7 hours.
I'm going to sleep. π
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There are only 2 truths in life - death & taxes!
By doing my taxes in the last 12 hours of the LAST day, my CA brings both together.
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If u had bought the Lupin stock in 2010 & not bought the medicine....
U would be dead by now.
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U can easily work 3 years in a company without doing anything before they throw u out!
1st year - just look busy.
2nd year - u get tested with work.
3rd year - they are looking for a way to chuck u out.
That's exactly the time u should jump ship.
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Have u ever tried keeping your mouth open & your tongue out, for 8+ hours a day?
That's the secret! Absolutely zero chances of u getting stressed.
That's what they mean when they say in yoga - watch your breathing.
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I've never seen a dog with high blood pressure!
Why is it so?
Answer tomorrow in #WeekendNonsense.
(please remind me, in case i forget)
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I've never seen a dog with high blood pressure!
Why is it so?
Answer tomorrow in #WeekendNonsense.
(please remind me, in case i forget)
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Ask me anything..
Just don't expect any replies.
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Some books I've bought over time, i keep struggling to read.
These i keep under my pillow at night.
Hopefully some of the knowledge will seep into my brain.
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Why was milind soman booked on his birthday, while running at a beach in Goa?
Because - he wasn't wearing a mask!
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If masks become permanent, people will soon learn to breathe easily through their ears.
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The masks are off!
People are now dressed to kill.
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Someone (foolishly) asked me : what's your idea of a perfect marriage?
Me : The couple should stay in the same building but on different floors.
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If i HAVE to hear someone, on #money, for more than 5 minutes, the person better be a multi millionaire!
& If more than 20 minutes, the person better be a billionaire.
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Facebook & Instagram -
2 places where people with no work & money, are trying to con all other people with no work & money!
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A wise man said that in the battle between self-control and bhujia, it is bhujia that will always win. #SatyaVachan #MakeBhujiaGreatAgain #WeekendNonsense #SnackingLikeAVillain
I cooked up a storm in the kitchen today!!
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Mom was called later, as the chief disaster management officer.
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For me to surpass WB current net worth of 80 billion, i need to live a mere 111 years more, at my current compounding rate!
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