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March 2nd, 1997 Dear Future Me (or Pizza Delivery Guy, whichever comes first), I just had the weirdest dream. Or maybe it was a vision. Or maybe it was from eating three microwaved hot dogs before bed. Either way… it felt real. I saw the year 2025. Flying cars? Nope. Laser donuts? Sadly, no. But get this: digital cows... on the internet... making people rich. They called it… Crypto $BARN There was a glowing barn floating in space, mooing in binary. People were staring at their tiny pocket TVs (they called them phones??) yelling weird stuff like: “WAGMI!” “BUY THE DIP!” “ALL HAIL THE MOO!” Lisa was president of something called the Decentralized United States, and Bart had turned the blackboard into an NFT. I don’t know what it stands for — Nachos For Tomorrow? Anyway, I saw myself — future me with a wizard hat, floating above this cyber barn, surrounded by spinning golden donuts. Everyone was thanking me for seeing it coming. “You were right, Homer!” they said. “Crypto $BARN is the future!” Marge just told me to take out the trash, but I’m pretty sure this was a prophecy. So if you’re reading this in 2025… BUY $BARN. Trust the vision. Also… buy more donuts. Homer "The Moo-seer" Simpson “Mmmm... blockchain…”