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Inaugurated
on my 35th birthday
I'm now president!!!
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Shower with strawmen
Winning every argument
Clogging up the drain
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#Trump beat #Kamala
but that's still just second place
I totally won
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Barely slept last night
I still feel like I'm dreaming
I'm the president!!!
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Use fake names online
I'll defend your privacy
Just write my... name... in 🤦♂️
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Don't give up the fight!
I can still be president
The youngest ever
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Buy american
"Bring back" American jobs
There's no other way
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#HappyHalloween
Want to hear a scary tale?
Me...as president
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Tried to go and vote
Got library card instead
...better use of time
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Ballot prediction:
Half our country will be mad
...Unless I can win
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Red state or blue state
If one party always wins
you don't have a vote
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Pay working inmates
let them invest it short-term
For when they get out
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In January...
I'll make driver's tests harder
Hell, I might not pass
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Social media
is taking the world by swarm
Moths to a flamewar
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They think the world flat
The issue doesn't matter,
there's only two sides
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Empty podium
Stayed up too late studying
Slept through the debate
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People that burn books
will some day run out of books,
but never torches
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im outlawing calling any pastry without cinnamon in it a cinnamon roll #WhenImPresident
Strawberry Cheesecake Cinnamon Rolls
Beware of labels
Never let them box you in
Someone might ship you
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I hate anyone
That tells me who I should hate
That is my one rule
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