Top Tweets for #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch

Retweeted Arthur Butt (@artyny59):
#WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch I always bring my pet dragon on Good Friday... https://t.co/Cuy5CRi1uU
#WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch because I had sex with my girlfriend in the bell tower.
When people come out of confession I throw holy water at them and yell, "The power of Christ compells you!" #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
I'm Rosemary's baby. #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
I tried to have a 'pleasure party' with Jesus themed dildos. Why can't prayer time be active? #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
Can't say "This is my body, take it and eat" without laughing #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
#WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch Asking to many questions π
That moment when you stare at your own chest in BDO @BDO_News #BlackDesertOnline #DemTitties #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch #TeamFiend #RPB #CMS π

My Iron Butterfly - In A Gada Da Vida parody didn't go over so well #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
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I slipped a @LaSenza gift card in the collection plate https://t.co/mMO6a9l5JX
I slipped a Wal-Mart gift card into the collection tray #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
I slipped a Wal-Mart gift card into the collection tray #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
The impending fire hazard, should I suddenly burst into flames, is too much of a distraction. #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
True story: My first trip to a Catholic Church, I honestly thought the kneeling board was a footrest. #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch https://t.co/BBMH2mLToU
An unfortunate misunderstanding in the men's room #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
I got drunk and played One Winged Angel on the organ. #whyimnotwelcomeatchurch
The toilets weren't working and I saw this elaborate bowl of water by the entrance and ... #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
I interrupted the priests sermon to ask when snack time was...
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I asked for a double-shot of the "Blood Of Christ".
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i got caught sinning in the parking lot π€¦π½ββοΈ #WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch
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