#WhyIsMyBrainLikeThis - Twitter Hashtag

about 3 years ago

Random thought that makes sense to me and prolly me only : The waist holds the waste that hasnt made it to the toilet yet. So its feasible to say your waist is the waiting room for your waste. Waste+wait = waist #whyismybrainlikethis

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the adhd slp @Rbeckw2

over 3 years ago

All. The. Anxiety. All of it. And apparently I don’t plan to share. 🙄😑 #whyismybrainlikethis

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Amanda @aleciampaglio

almost 4 years ago

“How is the best case scenario Joe Biden” song by @boburnham has been stuck in my head since yesterday morning and I don’t know what I did to deserve this. #whyismybrainlikethis

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SCHMOVIN 'N GOOBIN 🔞 @__JustCay__

about 4 years ago

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's some J-Lube fist me baby #whyismybrainlikethis #imnotevenintofisting

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Call me 👖 @southernpants

about 4 years ago

I downloaded a widget that puts a new "I am" affirmation on my home screen hourly and I've never been so uncomfortable #whyismybrainlikethis

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The Star Goddess @thastargoddess

over 4 years ago

Bro am I the only one that's like low key traumatized the deeper I get into trying to dissect Link as an actual character?? Like how the hell does he NOT have PTSD or something?? #WhyisMyBrainLikeThis #LegendofZeldaOOT #Ihavequestions

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Alex 𓄿 @Gemini_shitbird

over 4 years ago

Morry is a free elf....bird...brelf? #WhyIsMyBrainLikeThis

Alex 𓄿 @Gemini_shitbird

over 4 years ago

Harry Porter #MotherlandFortSalem #SaveMotherlandFortSalem

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Amanda @aleciampaglio

almost 5 years ago

Do you understand how challenging it is to have “Sandstorm” by Darude stuck in your head but not be able to remember the name so you’re Googling things like “aggressive dance song that changes between 4 notes” & hoping for the best. #sandstormbydarude #whyismybrainlikethis

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Xana @dwightismyfrog

about 5 years ago

Had a dream I ate two (2) live pigeons. Popped the entire birds into my mouth and ate them one at a time. Wasn’t even a big deal in the dream #whyismybrainlikethis

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ewalker0328 @ewalker0328

about 5 years ago

It’s almost midnight and I have So Yesterday by Hilary Duff stuck in my head while I’m trying to sleep 😑 #whyismybrainlikethis

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Maplectic @maplectic

about 5 years ago

If this tweet get to 50 likes I will do an ASMR PowerWash Simulator stream🤣 #whyismybrainlikethis

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Hayden Hamilton @TheHaHaHamilton

about 5 years ago

Randomly thinking about how in the movie Shrek, after Shrek forces Donkey to cross the bridge to the castle, Donkey conquered his fear of heights, as he later flies on his dragon wife with no issues… #Shrek #HaveNotWatchedRecently #WhyIsMyBrainLikeThis

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wut @5horizns

over 5 years ago · Orlando

I imagine Goldsmith Chandlee looked like this.... #whyismybrainlikethis #AntiquesRoadshow

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Chrysanthe Tan (they/them) @ChrysantheTan

over 5 years ago

You'd never know from this video, but right before playing this, I googled "which songs have looping chords?" #WhyIsMyBrainLikeThis

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Mich Kenney @MKenneyPR

over 5 years ago

brain when editing: I can’t wait to hit send, be as inert as the cat & the couchiest of all couch potatoes brain on hitting send: now what about these other 27 ideas?? #whyismybrainlikethis

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Amanda @aleciampaglio

over 5 years ago · Prescott

Whenever somebody reads my text message and doesn’t reply, I assume I’m dead to them & they hate me with the burning passion of a 1000 suns. That’s the correct & normal response, right? #everybodyhatesme #anxietythoughts #whyismybrainlikethis

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amiedevon @amiedevon

over 5 years ago

Ever scroll through LinkedIn & have to fight the urge to write really inappropriate, non-professional comments on posts (e.g. "NO ONE CARES DICKHEAD") that would 100% ruin any potential career you may have? Cos same 👀😳 #whyismybrainlikethis

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