Top Tweets for #WhyimSingle
My client just told me he feels bad for whomever dates me because I know way too much about the human brain and behavior 😂😭
#whyImsingle
“They’ll propose using quadratic voting to decide your first date location” 😭
Not too far off. I have been known to use design sprint methods in making big relationship decisions in the past.
#whyimsingle
I think she's forgetting abt me chat #heartbroken #pain #lonely #hurt #sad #single #ａｌｏｎｅ #sadmusic #sadgirl #cry #ｓｉｎｇｌｅ #singlelife #singleforever #singlegirl #alonetogether #sadsong #foreveralone #singles #whyimsingle
yk what i regret entering bl bcs wdym they keep slapping me the reality ill never be happy like them, and saying theyre not single but i am 😞
@KwikWarren I'm sick to death of everyone being expected to coddle white men. They have every right this country has ever offered. A more whiny, fragile group has never existed. It's exhausting. #WhyImSingle
@KwikWarren Because underneath all of that bronzer, he's just another fucking rich white guy. Technically, the root of all of our problems. #WhyImSingle
It’s like i literally can’t get through with anything without doing something derpy #icanthelpmyself #whyimsingle #makeup #derpy
Quality > Quantity
#WhyImSingle
I was dating a young lady a few years back and took her to a concert. I didn't realize she'd never been to a concert.
...@marilynmanson may have been a bit over the top...
#WhyImSingle
😏
https://t.co/i9PKfcpQ4w
Probably why I'm single. I flirt like I'm conquering a foreign land ⚔️
#WhyImSingle #ENTJ #Capricorn
This is how I sleep every night (including the tongue)
#WhyImSingle
Dog-tired.. 😂 https://t.co/oZ87nG5qbn
Oh my, what nice jugs you have there😍
#embalmer #mortician #mortuary #funeraldirector #deathcare #womenindeathcare #vessels #jugular #carotid #injection #chemicals #funeral #funeralhome #weirdo #flirting #whyimsingle
Hey @VonettaLogan I just asked $GOOGL AI how to clean the dishes and it said "Get your wife to do it" @tastyliveshow
and yes, perfectionism is a curse..... #altgirl #altgirlfriend #emogirl #single #openrelationships #whyimsingle
An astrology app just told me I’m in love with being in love. Yes thank you, I already know why I’m single. Lower your AI voice please 😂 #whyimsingle
“Can I use your bathroom?”
“Sure, go to the Green Garage Door and turn right. Who won in 1972?”
“Huh?”
“Nevermind.”
“Green Garage Door, right.”
#Indy500 || #WhyImSingle
Last Seen Hashtags on Sotwe
Teen video more
Seen from United States
nolimit()filter:media() - filter:images
Seen from Netherlands
四爱情侣
تحرش_مواصلات
Seen from Saudi Arabia
หำพ่อ
Seen from Thailand
ขอนแก่นในเมือง
Seen from Thailand
Sissy #español
Seen from United States
eskisehirevlicift
Seen from Netherlands
SophieRain
male_09
Seen from Chile
Most Popular Users
Elon Musk 
@elonmusk
240.5M followers
Barack Obama
@barackobama
119.3M followers
Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump
111.7M followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@cristiano
110.4M followers
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
107M followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
97.6M followers
NASA
@nasa
92.1M followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
90.9M followers
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
87.5M followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
81.4M followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
72.9M followers
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
69.7M followers
Virat Kohli
@imvkohli
69.7M followers
YouTube
@youtube
68.7M followers
Bill Gates
@billgates
63.8M followers
The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.5M followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
62.4M followers
CNN
@cnn
61.9M followers
X
@x
60.8M followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
60.6M followers