Top Tweets for #WifeFail
Thomas asked me if I would make him one of those sandwiches like I make that he loves and I’ll be darned…I set the smoke detector off! 😂 #wifefail
#OnThisDay in 2001, I talked about a #WifeFail on BRMB #Radio, Birmingham in this #MackNugget;
https://t.co/llkyXNb8Mf
#Throwback #Audiomack
@farmingandJesus That dove tells very nicely with a post where a guy shows a picture of a woman with a C-section scar and has it as #WifeFail
Having had three due to necessity, that was a slap in the face. These people are narcissistic and sick.
wife confused Kevin Nealon for Norm MacDonald 🤦♂️ #wifefail
I made us a delicious chicken chili in the crockpot tonight. Problem is, I didn't plug in the crockpot. 😭 #wifefail
Woke up and my gf hasnt made me breakfast yet. Ugh #wifefail
#WifeFail 20 times I’ve forgotten what day it is 🤦🏻♀️ Don’t think I’ve ever been more scared than I have been lately Kay. Let’s agree we’re even now on health emergencies & both have 100% health for the next 21 years (minimum!) Actually, I’m greedy, make that 40 years (minimum) 😏
Happy anniversary to my wonderful wife @CUHeatherKay We said our vows 21 years ago and the words sickness and health have never been more apt. I’ve not been in the greatest of health of late and she has been my rock throughout.
Happy anniversary darling, here’s to the next 21!
My husband passed the sacrament for the 2nd time today and when he passed the water to me and i knocked over two cups and spilt water all over me 😭
#WifeFail
I don’t have the heart to tell my hubby @TheHives tickets are sold out 😭 for @BellyUpMusic .. #ITried #WifeFail #MaybeNextTime
Husband cleared out the garage and discovered we have a series of hooks under some of the shelves.
Husband: They're useful. What should we hang there?
Me: The scalps of our enemies (followed by evil laughter).
Husband: (A short silence followed by a swift exit).
#wifefail🤣
@taylorandlucas_ @winterswiftie89 Man I wanted to get this one for my hubs for our anniversary but I had no chance at my local record store here in the US 😔 He tried not to act bummed that we didn’t get it but I could tell he was disappointed and I felt so bad with how easily I got Taylor. #WifeFail 😭
So I sleep on silk pillowcases and they are wonderful so I thought I would surprise my hubby and put silk pillowcases on his pillows…..2am hubby wakes up “These damn f@$ken pillowcases……” so I guess he didn’t like his treat. 😳😆#wifefail.
Sorry for not answering when you called to tell me
😬
#wifefail
Great celly, Mack. Congrats on the hole in one report!
Check out more aces in our Weekly #GolfCanadaHoleinOneReport 👇🏼https://t.co/gMKmSp5pZ3
Happy Birthday @UncleMaui 🥳 Sorry I couldn’t get you the one meal you really wanted for your birthday. I hope you still manage to have a good day #wifefail 🤷🏻♀️
I bet he slept on the sofa that night 🤣
#fail #wifefail #wifefeet #husbandandwife #toe #toesucking #feet #feetfethish #feetfinder
Making poor @PMesserli10 watch Game 6 in a hotel room with two little girls trying to sleep is cruel and unusual punishment. Especially during this first half. Not winning that number one wife award anytime soon. #wifefail #GoCeltics
Truth: Cheap Ketchup ruins a perfectly good day. #wifefail
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