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This is so annoying.🙄
I can’t start the dryer.🤦🏼♂️
My wife is out of town, she normally does it for me.
The neighbors aren’t going to understand It’s one of those uncontrollable electric charge days so the dryer button won’t work when I push it. #WizardProblems
Vacation home in the aquatic realm got invaded by isopods again #wizardproblems
“When you accidentally summon a dragon but play it off like it was totally part of the plan "🐉😎✨
#OopsAllDragons #WizardProblems #SummonWithStyle
@joshlee1973
When you’re 95% wizard… and 5% oops. 💥🧙♂️💨
#SpellBackfire #WizardProblems #MagicFail
@DEFCON_Marine
When the pipe-weed hits and you suddenly remember you never finished the Silmarillion… ✍️🧙♂️💨
Even wizards gotta meet deadlines.
#GandalfChronicles #MiddleEarthMondays #PipeWeedWisdom #LOTR #WizardProblems #TheHobbit #SecondBreakfastAndEdits
Just burped and accidentally made my beard flap #wizardproblems
Why vote for an AI? It can’t be swayed by lobbyists unless they speak Python - And if they start whispering in Parseltongue, we're facing problems bigger than politics. #WizardProblems 🐍🔮
#parseltongue #harrypotter #PoliticsToday #politics #Trump #BidenHarris2024
My complaint with very wizard, ever.
#wizardproblems
Stay safe out there y’all..
Me: casts Easy Dispell,
DM: Um, it’s actually called ‘Dispel Magic.’
Me: Nah, my version is the ‘Easy Dispell.’ It’s like regular dispelling, but with a 99% success rate and a complimentary bag of chips. 😎🔮🥔 #DungeonsandDragons #WizardProblems #SnacksandSpells #EasyDispell
When the Cleric signs a blood contract with a Greater Demon, so the Wizard constantly walks a around with Dimensional Anchor ready, just in case some hellbeast comes to try to take her in the night. #dnd #wizardproblems
When Gandalf walks through Hogwarts, he is often mistaken for Dumbledore #WizardProblems
Dungeons and Dragons taught me that not only will I jump off a bridge if my friends do, but I also need to walk around all day PREPARED for them to do it... Feather Fall needing SoB's... #wizardproblems
hey hey, guess what, now we know taking that -1 for a bad channelling? not great.
#urbanshadows #wizardproblems
I rolled a nat 1 on my dexterity save! 🧙♂️#wizardproblems
One of the most difficult moments of being one of the best wizards in Tamriel is deciding which element to use? Fire? Frost? Lightning? They are each fantastic! Lightning is great to show off my superiority, but as a Dunmer I have a natural gift with flames! 🙄🙄 #wizardproblems
Wizard Crisis Hotline ☎️ #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #wizardproblems
(Featuring Jeanine O’Connor, an actual PC that I play in home games 😂. Follow for more!)
Our closet smells of myrrh and tobacco. #wizardproblems
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