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"Your dog died and you expect the day off from work? Are yome? " https://t.co/tz80iYQzqG by @StephenViscusi on @LinkedIn #WorkDoesntKnowBut
I get to work 30 mins before everyone else so I can catchup on social media because the internet is faster than at home #WorkDoesntKnowBut
I've been bringing my garbage from home and throwing it in the company dumpster #WorkDoesntKnowBut
#WorkDoesntKnowBut I don't actually do much work.
#WorkDoesntKnowBut every other day at work I'm like:
#WorkDoesntKnowBut I spend half my day checking my phone for a message.
#WorkDoesntKnowBut I'm actually more than a bit of a leftie
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@roeu812 #WorkDoesntKnowBut I use the company's MRP System as my own little play toy after I drink martinis at lunch! None of the numbers are real!
#WorkDoesntKnowBut I stick my dick in the boba for 45 minutes when it should be 15 minutes ๐ฐ๐ค https://t.co/N1uZc58ql0
#WorkDoesntKnowBut my Slurpee always has vodka
#WorkDoesntKnowBut sometimes I bring my dog in.
#WorkDoesntKnowBut I steal office supplies and then sell them for drug money.
#WorkDoesntKnowBut I haven't showed up for work in six years but they're still paying me for the manikin at my desk.
#WorkDoesntKnowBut I hold my poop in all day to go at work and I never flush and I do this on purpose as an act of rebellion.
#WorkDoesntKnowBut I get paid 375 times as much as the average employee and all I do is sign a couple of papers. I'm a CEO.
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