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nothing says "we value you" like being summoned to an office for a meeting that is, and i cannot stress this enough, a video call. https://t.co/ZI3M1alX09
#sundayscaries #worktweets #officehumor
Once again stuck at work on a Tatum Tuesday instead of being home watching NXT, a great travesty of our time ๐
But hey, at least my hair's back to maximum blue, so there's that ๐ #worktweets
Using New Outlook and absolutely hating it #worktweets
The subject line for todayโs in-house email from Bloomberg Law is โKeeping your CEO off the Jumbotron.โ Timely! #worktweets #lawyertweets
Outlook is awful but the โdid you mean to send an attachment?โ tool has saved me from so much embarrassment #job #worktweets #career #emailjob
Client: โHey, can you review this contract and give me feedback plus tell me what regulations this would violate? Iโm not looking for legal advice.โ
Me: ๐คจ๐คจ๐
#lawyertweets #worktweets
Yesterday, a colleague slid her laptop over to me to show me something and I recoiled in horror. Not because of what was on her screen, but because of the layers of filth and food encrusting her machine. And THIS is why I donโt like to touch my food when I eat. #worktweets
Not everything needs a separate logo and you may not create your own #worktweets
Another 7 shifts (after tonight) and then 3 weeks off, not that I'm counting or anything!!
#worktweets
Companies should adopt policies that create a moratorium on employees using *any* acronyms for the first 60 days after a new hire joins the firm. Ahem. #worktweets
Current mood: WHAT IS MY EFFING PASSWORD?!? #worktweets
With liberty and ibuprofen for all
#worktweets
Thing I learned today: when the VP is in town, make that a WFH day. I couldnโt get into my office building this morning, so I paid $10 to park at a nearby surface lot and walked over. #worktweets #whereismyreceipt
Current mood: confused. New job, new rules. Fine. I just got an email that looks phishy. I clicked the โreport hereโ button, but now itโs asking me to log in to something in order to report it?? Huh?? #worktweets
Happy First Day of Work at the New Job to me! I am thrilled to report that I walked up to the glass doors and pulled on โem but they didnโt budge. Because I was supposed to PUSH. ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #worktweets
Really though ... ๐ #WorkTweets
First I had a lot. Then I'd had enough. Then I had too much. Then I had far beyond too much. And it's still building up... #WorkTweets
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