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I like writing absurd Fiction because it's one of the rare instances where I feel like I can write something new and original. Like the concept of Order who is both a flamingo and a sword.
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How To Write a Boo:
1. Think of a spookums
2. Write down said spookum
3. Wait until the dead of night to do it.
4. Scare someone with said spookum (to death maybe)
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@EdwardVanWinkle
How to #write good:
1. Correct EveryoneS' grammar
2. Scream. Like a lot.
3. Talk about the great novel you're working on.
4. Never write it. Figments are better.
5. Drink cheese and eat coffee.
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Sometimes being creative can feel like a freedom. Other times it can be a lonely place inside your head that no one but you truly understands leaving you feeling trapped. Though when it’s unleashed at its best it’s unstoppable 🦋⭐️ #absurdlywrite #amwriting #crazylife
STOLEN
Y'all want me to start up some sort of community hashtag game again in January?
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STEPS TO BE THE BEST WRITER EVER:
1. #write anything.
2. Destroy all the people.
3. You win by default.
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HOW TO WRITE CONVINCING CHARACTERS:
1. No one says Hello. They say something informal such as sup.
2. No one has a cool name. They're all something like Debbie Jenkins.
3. They all hate everything.
4. Everything hurts.
5. They're all space pirates.
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HOW TO WRITE A SCARY BOOK
1. Write anything
2. Put a spider inside the book in a tiny little apartment and slowly raise rent to piss him off and then give the book to a friend.
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I want to start selling my books at the edge of the Amazon River, so when people ask where to get my books, I can be like:
Me: Oh you can get them at the Amazon... (Long pause) River.
Absurd Writer Away!
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#writerslife
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HOW TO BE A WRITER:
1. Tell people you are a writer
2. That's all you need to do.
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HOW TO #WRITE GOOD VILLIANS
1. Think of the person you hate most.
2. Now, make them likable without taking any negative quality from them.
3. You done did it.
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#writetip
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HOW TO BE THE BEST WRITER:
1. Learn from your mistakes
2. Never give up.
3. Stay earnest.
4. Be headstrong.
5. Write.
6. Smile.
7. Flip off some birds.
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HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD:
1. Sell girlscout cookies.
2. Just keep doing that.
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HOW TO KILL YOUR MC:
1. Kill them in the middle of the book and subvert expectations
2. See #1
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THINGS YOU NEED TO WRITE 3:
1. A willingness to take criticism.
2. A willingness to disregard criticism.
3. A thirst for answers without questions.
4. A troubled past and bright future.
5. Saying d'awwww when you see otters.
#amwriting #writerslife #AbsurdlyWrite
TIPS FOR #WRITING BOOKS:
1. Don't suck at writing
2. Write more than you think you should.
3. Seriously, write more.
4. Never be satisfied with it, but love it unconditionally.
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