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Family in front of me is fighting with the ticket agent about wearing a mask and they just paged someone to tell them they are at the wrong airport. #adventuresinflying
Just like Adam Sandler in #TheWeddingSinger (minus Billy Idol and the bad boyfriend) guy just proposed to his girlfriend on my flight..Song on the overhead and all. (She said yes!) 💍❤️ #AdventuresInFlying
Really enjoying your work phone call conversation, way too busy to put my phone down guy #adventuresinflying
So this woman next to me at the airport bar had only 7 mins to drink her drink and I suggested a coffee cup. She asked. Waitress obliged. Now I have a Moscow mule mug, empty won’t glass, and full wine glass in front of me like a full-on alcohol problem. #adventuresinflying
My curious travel neighbor this morning. His first flight, might be a little long for my itchy eyes #wheresmyzyrtrec #aa #adventuresinflying

"We're just waiting for maintenance to tape up the door before we start boarding the flight" Words from the gate agent you don't want to hear before you're getting to board a flight. Fortunately, it's not my flight @garyleff #adventuresinflying #airportlife #comedian #CLT
7am on a dark flight, everyone is sleeping. When out of the silence my alarm clock starts screaming. My alarm clock song you ask? "Baby shark" so now the 9 rows around me are awake and angry. I am laughing maniacally. Best accident ever. #SPNNash #adventuresinflying
You know what happens when Amy procrastinates and is running around like a turkey on speed packing at 2am for a 6am flight? She breaks a bottle of nail polish and covers both her hands and feet. Im an adult I swear. #SPNNash #adventuresinflying
Tsa "your passport new?"
Me "nah i just take care of it"
Tsa " you take of yourself as well? Looks like you have lost weight. It's a good look"
Lol alright casanova
#SPNNash #adventuresinflying
Today’s #AdventuresInFlying: Woman approaches the gate having a loud cell conversation on speakerphone. I motion at her and she mouths, annoyed, “I’m on the phone.” So I mime putting the phone to her damn ear. She looks pissed but she does it.
PSA: Don’t be a jerk.

My seat mate just leaned over during the safety briefing and said, ‘I just gave up smokeless tobacco 4 months ago’. Hmm #adventuresinflying
I'm having the best luck this trip. #adventuresinflying

@ThatLucasGreen Pro tip: don't wait until you get to the airport to figure out you lost your ID... #notexperience #nonotatall #adventuresinflying
@chelseydc I suppose it's better than the man next to me who vomited on the way here? #adventuresinflying
I woke up at 4am to change my flight to #NYC Now the second plane broke down. 😂@united is in deep shit. #prayforunited #adventuresinflying
"We're scheduled to land at 6pm. That sounds right to me but we're having some computer problems so it's no guarantee." #adventuresinflying
Security lady: -checking my bag-
Me: what's the stick for?
Lady: its to check for explosives me: o_o oh neat! #adventuresinflying pt2
Security lady: Do you have anything sharp in your bag?
Me: I don't think so. I have toys for my nieces and nephews #adventuresinflying pt1
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