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we should all read these #aidcommandments
Do unto thy partners as thou wouldst have thy donors do unto you.
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Follow the #aidcommandments.
Offer up thine #aidprayers.
Study the #aidparables.
Sing the #aidcarols.
Do this in memory of me.
And the Lord muttered, O tempora! O donors!
Do unto thy civil society partners as thou wouldst have thine finance ministry do unto thee.
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Do unto thy partners as thou wouldst have thy donors do unto you.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s:
Thou shalt not mistake thy Principles for thy Principals. For one doth command thee; and one doth but serve thee. But which, and whence; ay, there’s the rub.
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Do unto others. Because there art way less scrutiny, accountability and consequences than if thee stayed home and tried to do all those half-baked pilot projects unto thine own people.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s ass...essments
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@AidWorkerJesus What about my neighbor's m&e budget
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbouring agency’s new landcruiser; even whence it hath not even one donor logo upon it; O blessed Mother of God, why doth we not have that kind of spare mana to burn.
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Do unto thyself localization, or thou shalt have localization done unto thee.
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Do unto thy partners as you would have thy donors do unto you.
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Honor thy donor and mother. They both worry, and they both want you to call more often.
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Keep the sabbath wholly for thy rest.
Unlike the Lord, who is breaking His own holy #aidcommandments on this today.
Thou shalt not cite evidence for thy intervention which was published in the time of Solomon.
#prayposal #aidcommandments
In 2016 thou shalt disaggregate the target populations in thy #prayposal without congratulating thyself for 'doing gender'
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Thou shalt only copypaste the logframe from last year's chronic HIP #prayposal if thou seeketh my absolution afterwards.
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Thou shalt not use numbers of activities completed as qualitative indicators in thy logframe.
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And Jesus said, follow the #aidcommandments. And remember the golden rule: do unto thy partners as you would have thy donors do unto you.
Thou shalt not take The Lord's name in vain. For in His love, He hath given thee many UN agencies to curse about instead.
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