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Some aliens offered to take me to the moon, but it was full.
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Friend told me they were kidnapped by aliens who made them comb their hair, blow their nose and straighten their clothes. They were on the mothership.
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Some aliens offered to take me to the moon, but it was full.
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I used to wonder why aliens were not visiting our solar system, then I realised they probably looked up our reviews and saw that we had only one star.
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Met an alien from a solar system in Orion's belt. It's a big waist of space.
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Heard a great operatic song about aliens. Aria 51.
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Some aliens offered to take me to the moon, but it was full.
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Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin.
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I used to wonder why aliens were not visiting our solar system, then I realised they probably looked up our reviews and saw that we had only one star.
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Friend told me they were kidnapped by aliens who made them comb their hair, blow their nose and straighten their clothes. They were on the mothership.
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2/10 : Les extraterrestres, ces farceurs de l'espace, se sont-ils dรฉjร demandรฉ si les cactus รฉtaient des antennes pour capter nos blagues terriennes ? ๐ค๐ต๐พ #AlienJokes
Heard a great operatic song about aliens. Aria 51.
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I used to wonder why the Star Wars films were released in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 then I realised Yoda wrote the plan.
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What does ET stand for? Because someone took his sofa.
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I used to wonder why aliens were not visiting our solar system, then I realised they probably looked up our reviews and saw that we had only one star.
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Saw an alien eating eggs, cheese and fat. He's an extra-cholesterol.
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Was looking for more jokes about aliens. They must be out there somewhere.
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Heard a great operatic song about aliens. Aria 51.
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