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mummy is nots dat impwessed wiv mees dis mornings 😾i was sicky in der nights (only coz i had some grarps yesterdays), i did a 💩and mummy was rudes about its, saying it was very stinky AND she saids i was snoring again!
#whatsakittytodoos #cantallbeperfects #allwindowsopen
@StanPic25845029 Oh I'm all over the place, pal. Currently 💤 on couch. The "aromas" coming from me bummage would destroy a small nation. 😳#allwindowsopen
Watching lightning flashes and listening to rumbles of thunder #thunderstorms #allwindowsopen #beastiesin #bringiton
Jesus the taxidrivers after farting and can't stop laughing and apologising, #allwindowsopen
Look at the lows this week!! YAY!!!!! HOORAY!!!😀😀😀#AllWindowsOpen #ConvertibleTopDownForSure
#NeedPrecipitation❄️❄️
Somehow burnt the shit out if a jacket potato in the microwave #dontcallthefirebrigade #allwindowsopen
Power cleaning the sick out of your bedroom carpet pre 9am ready for a viewing at 11am. Joyous 😨😷 #Poorly3yrOld #AllWindowsOpen
Stress is a funny thing. I keep having hot flashes! I feel like a 55 year old woman... 🔥🔥🔥 #allwindowsopen #onemoreday #iceicebaby
Amy "tries on" ALL of Mummy's perfumes. House becomes Harvey Nicholls. She's home at 11pm.. #AllWindowsOpen
Who knew so much smoke could come from spilling cheese in the bottom of the oven??? #allwindowsopen
@TourDeFarce it'll probably come back later, but I'm going to revel in this clearer air while it's here! #allwindowsopen
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