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@Democracy1stE When white Jesus delivered the word, he tied bibles to velociraptors and unleashed them in the town. #AltJesus
christian Fundamentalism already has a rule book—it’s 2,000 years old & has been poorly translated and interpreted by gullible losers in North America.
They desire executions.
#AltJesus #CdnPoli #FloridaMan #Donny
@john_wooler @peggymel2001 @btckr @SamKat75 @phillipwmoore49 @MorpheusBeing @coalisdead @FlavellVoice @KateDaytropick1 @gorgeousdunny1 @jennifer_philp @steele4hughes They've really invented an #AltJesus that bears little relation to Jesus Christ and his teachings...and who is very conveniently synched with their political ideology.
@Celery87961714 @droverdriver61 And #AltJesus
@Eily19Webb @TaylorS11264605 That is absolute CRAP...and pure Morrison...and pure #AltJesus...when $27 BILLION of *our money* is gifted to businesses that don't need it.
#MoralCompass #Priorities #auspol
https://t.co/F3XfoSBpkP
@wynwok @Maire_Elise_ @james00000001 Scotty's #AltJesus is a very peculiar supernatural being who seems to evince teachings that are the polar opposite of those of #RealJesus.
@denniallen @BernardKeane @GillMLouise No probs about Scotty disappearing for 3 days like his friend #AltJesus but let's have the whole story. Where's the crucifixion...otherwise it makes no dramatic sense?
@davidbewart The next occupant is going to have a hell of a time getting the #AltJesus out of the place!
#Exorcism
@BlissRusted @robynbryant33 I think you listened to the wrong Jesus in the wrong Sunday School.
Apparently #AltJesus wants you to get filthy rich, never give a sucker an even break, easily part fools and their money, and distribute your love for children based on their skin colour.
#ProsperityGospel
When will @StephenHarper denounce violent Christian fundamentalist attacks on Black women in Alberta?
#Hijab #Niqab #VanillaISIS #WhiteDomesticTerrorism #CdnPoli #AbLeg #VAW #AltJesus #AbPoli #CanPoli #CndPoli #Terrorism #YEG #AntiBlackRacism #BlackLivesMatter #YYC #Calgary
@AaronDodd @AncientSpoonbil It's pretty simple.
Jesus would do the absolute opposite of whatever Scott Morrison is doing in any given situation.
Luckily someone invented #AltJesus for him!
@Sheoakbloke1 @WgarNews @PCKJ3627 @rationalbitch @tchbastard @Tiddapage @muso1947 @SenatorWong @DonishaDuff It is central to the #ProsperityGospel of #AltJesus....never give a sucker an even break.
@mel_giancarlo #AltJesus said 'If it's good enough for #Assange, it's good enough for the rest'
#ThoughtsAndPrayers
@CharlesSzulc @billy_pinker I *really* hope it's not his #AltJesus who has told him that now is the time to place Dutton in charge of Defence and push a #ChinaWar.
@jude_m_brown @meerpup11 @AllanSeymour1 @ScottMorrisonMP ...admitting of no doubt or skepticism or inquiry or rationality (therefore anger, arrogance and entitlement). Because to do so would place that whole absurd irrational belief system in jeopardy.
#Voodoo #AltJesus
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