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First contact via a dating app -
Broke: Five seconds after I say hello, they say: “Hi, wanna see a pic of my junk?”
Woke: “Hi, wanna see a a pic of my pet <whatever that is NOT your genitalia>” #amDating
Re: the chocolate man— no need to worry. Got it open. He was delish. I am okay.
(Thanks for the outpouring of hope and encouragement!)
#singlegal #amdating #killinit
Attempting to enjoy this delicious man but can’t open the package. Somehow I feel like this is a metaphor for my love life.
#singlegal #amdating #dontbejealous
Attempting to enjoy this delicious man but can’t open the package. Somehow I feel like this is a metaphor for my love life.
#singlegal #amdating #dontbejealous
Him: You free Saturday?
Me: Yes.
Him: Want to do something ?
Me: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Him:
Him:
Him:
Him:
#sendasearchparty
#singlegal #amdating #dontbejealous
Guy: Am I presumptuous to ask if we could have coffee at your place?
Me: Yes, I barely know you but there’s coffee in public.
[coffee for 30 minutes]
Guy: Now you know me better so am I presumptuous to ask if we could go back to your place?
#singlelady #amdating #dontbejealous
Went out on a date to a museum and the guy showed me pics on his phone and ignored the art on the walls. Also he showed me a pic of an elephant and said, This is an elephant.
#singlelady #amdating #elephantsaredifficult #photography
So my IRL friends don’t get annoyed with me for sending them 50 screenshots a day, please enjoy this thread of silly, unsolicited dating openers I receive. #AmDating #SingleAsAPringle
I feel like I should keep a running thread of these ridiculous, often out-of-pocket messages I get on OkCupid. (No identifying info of course.) 🤔🤔🤔 #AmDating #SingleAsAPringle
The “Dating Apps” of #Victorian #England:
They didn’t have smartphones back then, but they still had personal ads.
#dating #19thcentury #long19thcentury #amdating #romance #history
https://t.co/8r7Gw0lZeP
Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers. Also, these California boys are giving me heartburn.😇 #ThisIsWhyImSingle #AmDating
Soooo...I think I'm starring in my own IR rom-com and I may have to write it. This situation is looking like Holidate x No Strings Attached x How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. This Pisces man is really talking about "Team No Feelings". #amdating
It’s been a minute since I posted an #amdating update (because it’s BLEAK out here) but I thought you all should know I’m pretty sure this Hinge guy is trying to invite me to his cult.
And I TO THE MINUTE just got a text from ex-Russobae detailing my many amazing qualities but claiming he was missing some tension because he is an AGENT OF CHAOS.* (This is after I told him 2 days ago I wasn’t romantically interested). #amdating
I swear to God, the only men on these dating apps right now just separated—not even DIVORCED—their wives at the beginning of Covid and all have at least 2 kids. I’m bout to hibernate for the next 6 weeks. Dating...during a pandemic...in the WINTERTIME is for the birds. #amdating
#AmDating update: Russobae is no more! He's a rascal with more baggage than the JFK airport and I could probably write an entire saga about him, but his most egregious crime was after dinner he tried to give me a trail mix bar for dessert. The fucking audacity. 😒
Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, he was READING MY PAGES when he got the text. I’m joining the Witness Protection Program. PPS- this is so going in a future book. #amdating
I just need you all to know I spent an hour staging a candlelit bubble bath photo to send to Russobae. Followed up with “It was a “feeling cute, might delete later followed by fleeing the country” moment.” This pancetta makes people do crazy things. #amdating
When a cute guy who seems familiar but you can't figure out why sends you a "Hey stranger" message on IG at 12:30 a.m. on Saturday night & you do some digging and realize you had a one-night stand 7-8 YEARS AGO. TWITTER, SEND HALP. What is happening in my life rn??? #amdating
Oh yeah--we have another, fancier date next week. Ya girl is done with hiking. 😂 #amdating
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