#andyborowitz - Twitter Hashtag

about 24 hours ago

@factpostnews .-. IRANIANS MAY NEGOTIATE Iranians may negotiate The conditions that Donald Trump will hate ..they state the f*cking baby ..should concede and maybe They’ll be willing to open the Strait. #iranwar #andyborowitz #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #straitofhormuz

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LimeriTweets / WoodyGuth3

@LimeriTweets

1 day ago

.-. IRANIANS MAY NEGOTIATE Iranians may negotiate The conditions that Donald Trump will hate ..they state the f*cking baby ..should concede and maybe They’ll be willing to open the Strait. #iranwar #andyborowitz #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #straitofhormuz

CathyNotToday2 🌿

@Cathy2NotToday

1 day ago

BOROWITZ satire 🏆 “The whole world knows you lost, moron,” the official Iranian statement read. “Stop being such a fucking baby.” In addition to an admission of defeat, Iran demanded that Trump agree that the disintegration of the Reflecting Pool’s lining was caused by his own “epic incompetence.” Rounding out their list of demands, which they called “non-negotiable,” the Iranians insisted that Trump admit that his poll numbers are historically awful, that other world leaders regard him as a laughingstock, and that he is in only slightly better physical condition than Mitch McConnell”

Cathy2NotToday's tweet photo. BOROWITZ satire 🏆

“The whole world knows you lost, moron,” the official Iranian statement read. “Stop being such a fucking baby.”

In addition to an admission of defeat, Iran demanded that Trump agree that the disintegration of the Reflecting Pool’s lining was caused by his own “epic incompetence.”

Rounding out their list of demands, which they called “non-negotiable,” the Iranians insisted that Trump admit that his poll numbers are historically awful, that other world leaders regard him as a laughingstock, and that he is in only slightly better physical condition than Mitch McConnell”

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LimeriTweets / WoodyGuth3

@LimeriTweets

1 day ago

@Cathy2NotToday .-. ODE TO BOROWITZ REPORT Iranians are prepared to debate The conditions that Donald Trump will hate ..they state the f*cking baby ..should concede and maybe They’ll be willing to open the Strait. #iranwar #andyborowitz #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList

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Rose @RoseofArlVA

7 months ago

From funny #AndyBorowitz: #Trump: There’s no #affordability crisis. Tickets to the #KennedyCenter have never been cheaper. ... In fact, we’re paying people to go!

RoseofArlVA's tweet photo. From funny #AndyBorowitz:
#Trump: There’s no #affordability crisis. Tickets to the #KennedyCenter have never been cheaper. ... In fact, we’re paying people to go! https://t.co/YDGnL1rwTn

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Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII

9 months ago

“He had a good run,” said Trump. #AndyBorowitz

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Stephen Tustin @stustin

10 months ago

Celebrating Bruce McCall #NewYorker #AndyBorowitz #art #Canada https://t.co/54KYTGfGcj

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Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII

11 months ago

Big props to whoever came up with the idea of calling Trump “Metamucilini” #AndyBorowitz

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Nicholas @k50cullen

almost 2 years ago

In 1992 and 32 Years Ago, #OutAllNight premiered on @nbc on this day RT and Like if you remember this show. (@MsPattiPatti, @MorrisChestnut, @MsVivicaFox, #DuaneMartin, @siobridg, #AndyBorowitz, #SusanBorowitz, @IamRobEdwards, @UniversalTV)

k50cullen's tweet photo. In 1992 and 32 Years Ago, #OutAllNight premiered on @nbc on this day RT and Like if you remember this show. (@MsPattiPatti, @MorrisChestnut, @MsVivicaFox, #DuaneMartin, @siobridg, #AndyBorowitz, #SusanBorowitz, @IamRobEdwards, @UniversalTV) https://t.co/ULtYSQtKc6

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mowokyboy @mowokyboy

almost 2 years ago

#AndyBorowitz Republicans Change Party Symbol From Elephant to Severed Whale Head

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tony ramirez @thehonourablesc

about 2 years ago

@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump #AndyBorowitz, comedian, on Facebook: “Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Harris's Husband Has Access to Space Laser” (Note to Trump’s 74 million registered voters: this is not true, so you don’t have to be afraid, start shaking in your boots, and reach for your gun.) @RepMTG

thehonourablesc's tweet photo. @TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump #AndyBorowitz, comedian, on Facebook: “Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Harris's Husband Has Access to Space Laser” (Note to Trump’s 74 million registered voters: this is not true, so you don’t have to be afraid, start shaking in your boots, and reach for your gun.) @RepMTG https://t.co/pRzWqugd9j

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dodie @DodieThedodes77

about 2 years ago

@BY1959 Political comedy writer #andyborowitz ALWAYS gets it right! The @nytimes should shove it! #VoteBlue #VoteBidenHarris2024

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grumpycat🌊TRUMP-IS-A-FASCIST-POS-AND-EFF-U-VANCE @grumpycat96

about 2 years ago

Worm leaves scathing Yelp review #borowitzreport #andyborowitz https://t.co/UdRDpgVYtC

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MeemaSue6isTrueBlue @841920Meema6

over 2 years ago

@StephMillerShow @glennkirschner2 @JohnFugelsang @frangeladuo @freespeechtv @Roku @progvoice Every day is better with #AndyBorowitz in it https://t.co/Bro7gXr0h1 😂 #FriYay

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BoehlertMediaBusters @MediaBusters6

over 2 years ago

Every day is better with #AndyBorowitz in it https://t.co/pYb7Qn291p 😂😂😂 #FriYay

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Pam🌻🕊️🌻🌹 @fradmin

over 2 years ago

#AndyBorowitz for the win. #GeorgeSantos

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Tombaan @Tombaan66

over 3 years ago

#Scandal ;) #MarjorieTaylorGreene Caught in N.Y.C. Eating Soros-Backed Hebrew National Hot Dog #AndyBorowitz April 03, 2023

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DCReport

@DCReportMedia

over 3 years ago

We're loving "Profiles in Ignorance: How America's Politicians Got Dumb and Dumber" by #AndyBorowitz @BorowitzReport: https://t.co/WehA2Ot5AJ

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FOX @RichardFoxYoung

over 3 years ago

.@NewYorker || Ahāhāhā! 🤣 One of your best, #AndyBorowitz! 🤣

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Kerry O'Shea Political Cause: Dead Center

@KAOLotuses

over 3 years ago

Weird🤪ThoughtsOrNot:Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the BDAYS of people, I don't really know.-#AndyBorowitz(1.4.58 OH-):Won First National Press Club award for humor;created sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. ThanksTo🎶JeNever(OrRarely)Forget🎂sOfMaFavArtists ThatIDon'tKnow.