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I only want it if it’s from God.
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You’ll never “catch up”… so stop chasing. Stop running. Just rest and be. #ApplyAsNeeded
San Antonio!!! Come get these laughs from us this Thursday night, 1/6!!! I'll be featuring @tandemsatx with @cliftonisfunny!!! Show starts @ 9pm!!! Everything!!!
#everydaydude #standup #comedian #writer #temperyourself #applyasneeded
Helena is stomping on my constitutional rights! Not allowing fire pits and backyard s’mores is crossing the line… I mean there is only a 1 in 800 chance that I burn down my neighbor’s garage or harm the community! #ApplyAsNeeded
people want what they want, but only from who they want it from. If you're not that person for them, don't try to be. Even if you give them everything they claim to want and need, they will reject it.. and eventually resent you for your efforts. #ApplyAsNeeded
Christmas needs to shut the fuck up.
"alexander hamilton was complicit in american slavery" and "hamilton the musical is a once in a lifetime piece of art very worthy of praise that gave tremendous opportunity to artists of color, specifically black artists" are two statements that can and should coexist❤️
You know people who have gotten bitten by a dog and they end up being afraid of all dogs? Obviously all dogs aren't bad, and you shouldn't go around kicking them, but the fear is still real.
Hmm. #ApplyAsNeeded #BeTheChangeYouWantToSee
Notice: if you're all full of ideas to pitch but don't step up when the actual doing needs being done, I'm out. #applyasneeded
Follow your dream but be led by your purpose - Jaye Devan
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#everydaydude #standup #comedian #temperyourself #applyasneeded #guitarist #yogi #freethinker #bebetter #domore #begreatness #undeniable #undefinable… https://t.co/8w38kqeptx
Use as much energy as needed. If it requires minimal grip to hold an opponent you don't need a death grip. A lot like life, don't burn your energy on the small things, be paitence and conscientious of your mental energy.
#mentalstate #PRN #applyasneeded
If you created the mess then you are responsible for cleaning it up! Don’t leave it on someone else to clean up what you caused - spiritually, emotionally, physically, financially! #DrKi #ApplyAsNeeded #GoFixIt #PullOutThoseDebts #MakeTheApology #MakePeace w/@WODWM
Fellas, conduct yourselves accordingly...
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Words posted last year, still apply. #applyasneeded #happyfriday #fbf #life #love #makeachoice #ballisinyourcourt #youcandoit #shouldacouldawoulda #encouragement #motivational #inspirational
You decide #Who influences you.
You don’t decide #How they influence you.
Keep buying meat with bones and soon you, your kids or your church will choke.
#ApplyAsNeeded #IfTheShoeFits
Packed house @aviresortcasino!!! Time to deliver this funny!!! Everything!!!
#everydaydude #standup #comedian #temperyourself #applyasneeded #guitarist #yogi #freethinker #bebetter… https://t.co/J5RI5De9zc
Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.
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Don't ask how my 'little comedy thing' is going and get mad when I respond its like your hair under that weave; it's growing and everyone's starting to notice #temperyourself #applyasneeded
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