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This afternoon @Northpowergrid rang to ask if we’d like a hot drink or needed a taxi. Five days into the power cut during which it’d been sub zero. They confirmed it’d be 30 hours before power was restored. It was back on 10 minutes later. #ArseAndElbow
Come on @BorisJohnson my family who are small business owners are sitting here waiting for your announcement! (livelihoods in your hands) But yet if they opened 90 mins late they would get bad FB & google reviews #ArseAndElbow #PissUpInABrewery #Covid19 #StaySafe #WhyAreWeWaiting
And if you’re still on your bike you reach the notorious Warneford Avenue where you have the joys of some magic paint to make it a bit more hazardous still.
#linesandhedges #arseandelbow

Good luck with tranche 2 @OxfordshireCC. You’re going to need it.
#linesandhedges #arseandelbow
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I see 2nd August is trending.
This is proof of the deep intellectual thinkers we have supporting @BorisJohnson... and they're rightly proud they know the date... tomorrow expect to see #ArseAndElbow trending #BorisHasFailedUK
@thepianomum She’s other things to worry about if her she’s confused her face and her arse when preparing a profile picture. #ArseAndElbow
Am I missing something!? Official #EFL clubs page (showing 72 members) and lo n’ behold.... #Buryfc are still there nearly 12 months after they shafted us. #pissupinabrewery #arseandelbow #notfitforpurpose #inept #corrupt #FucktheEFL

Someone was talking about contradictory information 6 weeks ago.
#Arseandelbow
Dominic Raab contradicts PM/No10 on two key points of guidance...
— Raab says you can meet both parents in park if socially distanced. No10 last night said you can only meet one person
— Raab says people should return to work Wednesday if they can’t work from home. PM said today
Hancock says Public Health England will be building up contact tracing team
Was 290 people but has been wound down (S Korea has 1000 people working on it)
So both community testing and contact tracing initially wound down, now being ramped up again...
This Tory MP has gone full retard.
#Arseandelbow
Open the churches for Easter – and give people hope https://t.co/0jQtIexTn4 via @telegraphnews
UK predicted to account for 40% of deaths in Europe. Peak of nearly 3,000 deaths a day expected
‘The analysts also claim discussions over “herd immunity” led to a delay in the UK introducing physical distancing measures’
https://t.co/AMndcljGYs
Seriously, if you believe that the Government have handled comms clearly & effectively these last few days, I suggest you’re suffering from #coronavirusuk & need to isolate from twitter for 7 days.
#Arseandelbow #Trustlol
Nice U-turn @BorisJohnson
Did the science change in less than 24 hours?
#Arseandelbow #Wedidsayitwasillogical #Noneedtoapologise

Just landed in London from Milan. Zero checks. No info. How can it be possible? #COVID2019

Southend Council puts paper signs up around the Civic Centre...asking people not to print on paper! #arseandelbow

Great policy by @Southend_Tories, giving something back to those who want to help their community.
Shame the @Essex_Echo don’t make a bit more a think about the complete volt face by @MartinTerryIND he seems to just make stuff up as he goes along!
#arseandelbow indeed!
How odd that a week ago Cllr Terry claims that there is a recruitment problem for Special Constables in Essex. We try to help him with recruitment and in today’s Echo he doesn’t support the 25% discount...because there is a massive recruitment of Specials. #arseandelbow

How odd that a week ago Cllr Terry claims that there is a recruitment problem for Special Constables in Essex. We try to help him with recruitment and in today’s Echo he doesn’t support the 25% discount...because there is a massive recruitment of Specials. #arseandelbow

British Bio Security at it's best 🙄 Wonder if @MattHancock is providing 2 weeks B&B for the drivers of the coaches? From the government that brought you frictionless trade & sunny uplands. #ArseAndElbow 🙄
The 4 coaches collecting potential Coronavirus patients flown in from China.
Look closely, we are doomed.

I understand @skysports hasn’t got a clue who the next @Everton manager will be #clutchingatstraws #arseandelbow
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