#atheistproblems - Twitter Hashtag

2 months ago · Mayflower

@EWErickson Why would an atheist be upset that you (according to them) are not really a Christian? I mean it sounds like they are heartbroken that you may not really believe in God. 😄 #AtheistProblems

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Horrornerd1313 @horrornerd1313

7 months ago

#sinfulsunday #atheistproblems #keepreligiontoyourself

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Dee 🌹

@DeeWaynee94

almost 2 years ago

Been fighting demons all day – it’s exhausting. But yo, no worries, they’re all imaginary. #AtheistProblems #ExorcisingNonsense

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Ranchor @HeyRanchor

over 3 years ago

"Breaking news: Local atheist found praying to the WiFi gods for a stronger signal. #Irony #AtheistProblems" 😂

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Mrs Rattail @elisekay

over 4 years ago

Seeking a therapist and looking into the list my insurance covers. Filtering out the ones whose website says "Christ focused" and whatnot really leaves me with like 2 options... #atheistproblems

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Carrie 🫶 @carrie_greiff

over 6 years ago

Just about to compliment my Lyft driver on his Obi-Wan Kenobi bobble head when I realized it is, in fact, Jesus. #atheistproblems

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Kaylon Sphere 🔴😶🐱 @kaylon_sphere

about 7 years ago

It's Easter... I didn't know today was Easter until last week. #atheistproblems lmfao

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Avid Atheist @Uncle_Jebus

over 7 years ago

If humans through time have always had to consider the ideological realm. What comes next? What replaces common ideologies? What will motivate the masses to a common mindset in the future? To community? #Atheism #atheistproblems

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Donald Fraser @ptbo_skeptic

over 7 years ago

So when someone close to you sneezes and you don't believe in mythical bearded sky creatures, what exactly do you say? Cuz' "bless you" just ain't cutting it. #atheism #atheistproblems

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Bivalent Boosted. @JodyOsmund

almost 8 years ago

@hemantmehta God, I wish there was a Hell for assholes like Franklin Graham! #AtheistProblems #KavanaughWithdraw

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Imtiaz Mahmood

@ImtiazMadmood

almost 8 years ago

#Atheistproblems Not coming out as atheist to your rich Catholic grandparents so you can stay in their will only to find out their money is going to the church after they die

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Millionaire Laptop Lifestyle @AtheistVibes

about 8 years ago

Has anyone noticed how when a patient is saved, god is thanked, whereas when a patient dies, the doctor is blamed? Doesn’t make much sense does it? #atheist #atheism #atheists #atheistproblems

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Millionaire Laptop Lifestyle @AtheistVibes

about 8 years ago

Gotta love how religious people expect atheists not to try and convince them that god doesn’t exist despite the fact that they try to convince atheists that their choice is wrong 24/7... #atheism #atheist #atheistproblems #goodwithoutgod

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Nicole E @nquindem

about 8 years ago

You haven’t lived until you’ve been called a devil worshipper on a Minecraft server by a 13 year old seething with uncontainable rage and hatred. #atheistproblems #atheism

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vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee

about 8 years ago

@sethmpk my mom would settle for me dating a cardboard cutout if he had accepted jesus christ as his lord and savior 💁🏾‍♀️ #atheistproblems

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Nicole E @nquindem

over 8 years ago

Do you ever find yourself “praying” as a joke in a social situation (e.g. please god don’t let my account be overdrawn) but in the back of your mind you secretly hope something can here you and the universe will bend to your will? No? Just me? Sigh. #atheism #atheistproblems

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Eric Hovind

@erichovind

over 8 years ago

If Christians who are not scientists are NOT allowed to criticize evolution in science, then why are Atheists who are not Theologians allowed to criticize theology in the Bible? #AtheistProblems

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