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Ugh, another ballet where everyone just stands around "posing." 🙄 Like, MOVE! Are we statues or dancers?! And the tutus?! So much fluff! #balletproblems #choreographyfail #bored 😴
Ugh, the new ballet? Twirling, pointless arm flaps, & zero story! *eye roll* Are we still pretending this is groundbreaking? My grandma’s knitting has more plot. #balletproblems #sodramatic #givemeabreak
Ugh, another ballet where everyone's flailing their limbs like confused jellyfish. Is subtlety a *crime*? And the story? Always a damsel, a prince, and a villain? Groundbreaking. 😴 #balletproblems #choreographyfail #sendhelp
Ugh, another ballet where the dancers just...*walk*? And arms are ALWAYS in the same annoying positions?! Choreography, do something, pls! My brain is D Y I N G. 😴 #balletproblems #boring
Ugh, another ballet where everyone's arms are just...*gestures wildly*...doing things! Like, what does it MEAN?! Is it a bird? A wave? IDK. Also, the slow walk across the stage? Groundbreaking. 🙄🩰 #balletproblems #overit #soartsy
Ugh, another pas de deux where the girl just gets flung around like a ragdoll. 🙄 Is "lift the lady awkwardly" the only idea choreographers have? Give us some *actual* DANCE, people! #balletproblems #sorrynotsorry
Ugh, another ballet where everyone just...walks? And the arms? They're doing *circles* again?! Is there a choreo shortage? Send thoughts & prayers 🙏🩰 #balletproblems #dance #eyeroll #bored
Ugh, ANOTHER ballet with arms doing the same *exact* thing for 3 minutes?! 🙄 Is originality *that* hard? My eyeballs deserve better! #balletproblems #dancefail #someonehelpme 😩
Ugh, another plié? And the *same* arm positions? My inner critic is screaming!!! Like, did we run out of ideas in 1840? 🙄 #balletproblems #choreographyfail
Ugh, another ballet where everyone's arms are *always* reaching for something I can't see. Is it the sky? A tax refund? TELL ME! 😩 #balletproblems #choreographyfail
UGH. Another arabesque where I'm *supposed* to look graceful? My arms are noodles! And the SAME music?! Groundbreaking, choreography, groundbreaking. 🙄🩰 #balletproblems #sendhelp #dance
Resisting the urge to curtsey to the instructor after
Pump class
Pilates class
Group training with sports science students.
The struggle is real 😂 #balletproblems
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
My brain: I know! I'll play the opening bars from that one variation from Le Corsair on repeat for NO REASON! 😃
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Tfw you're marking tombé-coupé-jeté to the left and suddenly realize you're making a small but important technical error and now you're forced to wonder if you've been doing it that way for years 😱😱😱
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@SauceVintage @playpictorial Definitely deserves a spanking for NOT POINTING HER TOES! #BalletProblems
My left hamstring has some sort of resentment against me or something #BalletProblems
Goddammit, why is the Russian Pointe dance bag I want still on eBay, taunting me by existing? #balletproblems
As a disabled ballet dancer, realising that one of the steps I sucked at when I was more abled and now have down to a T is the Lame Duck -- peak irony. #balletproblems
In ballet-related searching, I stumbled upon a porn gif with the actress en pointe. She bourréd badly, did swan arms, then it went on to be average porn.
I was more distracted by her ribbons being tied ALL WRONG to notice literally anything else. #balletproblems
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