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Can't wait to perform at this Shakespeare scratch night Saturday!
#BardBits
Our teams are rehearsing in the space and it’s all looking so good! Get your tickets for tomorrow and Saturday now! https://t.co/PYp31Ss8xQ
@GooseTheatre
People think I'm #shallow 'cause I have #tremendous muscles and a magic sword.
Well-
But I'm #not!
Oh.
I even #write poetry. It'll bring #tears to your eyes. Just listen!
Um-
There once was a man from Nantucket...
#vss365 #vssmagic #BardBits #FlexVSS #Converstory #vsshumour
He said anger
Was like a magic sword
And when he used it
Everyone would disappear
Some were never seen again
#BardBits
Respect
slender
stamina
of
self
reliance
neither
fancy
nor
forbidden
#BardBits 738
#2WordPrompt
#BraveWrite
#vssdaily
#becomingfragile
#PenYourTen
1.
Spider crabs on beaches teach
Live beyond life’s tides
Swirling lessons on autorepeat
Will continually wash away
2.
The #secretofthesword is in
Edges carved on its blade
Saying, “#Ihavethepower”
Will I wield its control?
#bardbits
it cuts the air
there leaves its taste
like lightening
in the night
the secret of the sword
is in the breath
that goes unbreathed
so many
who wield true talent
forever wonder
"do I have the power"
even as they taste
its acrid bite
#BardBits 738 #lesficfri #SlapDashSat
Help me, #Doctor #Unusual!
Are you being #chased by the Insidious Snakes of Slaar?
No.
#Twisting #Trispial Shadows of Yesterday?
No.
What's wrong?
Hangnail.
Sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor.
#2WordPrompt #SciFiFri #BardBits #ConverStory #AchtenWrite #moonmystic #MadVerse
They were wishing violently
In that mercurial summer
And the insidious snake
Would kiss them to death
Until it was hotter than Hell
By the end of their day
#BardBits
"I'm sorry," he sighed.
His jaw #contorted strangely. Impossibly.
#Tendrils of insidious #darkness snaked out, creeping #slowly towards her.
"They're hungry."
The darkness rushed forward.
She screamed.
And.
#Silence.
#ThursPeak #2WordPrompt #BardBits #FlexVSS #MusePrompt
Never mind
That insidious snake
A tarantula wasp
Is waiting outside
You were the one
Who broke her heart
She has got a wolf
He wants to see you
Your bones will break
#BardBits
His #voice stirred wistful echoes in her soul. His passion left her #panting.
It was fun while it lasted.
But she was a #computational analyst.
And he was a clown.
She just didn't care for harlequin romances.
#LilLuvStory #PenPixels #SeduceMeSundayWrite #vsshumour #BardBits
#BardBits #MadVerse
"He's a #Charlatan, I tell you. An insidious snake! #Heretic! Oh, the tawdry #hookups that one's had - makes a harlequin romance seem like a children's book!"
"Grandma!! That's Mr. Johnston... the mailman."
"Yes. But he's also your real grandfather..."
😳
beauty in lace
&floral print dresses
visually
she manifests
a darling sweet persona
a belle
just stepped out
of a harlequin romance
with not so forgotten lusts
brooding beneath
the surface
beware faint-hearted
she's all that
minus
theSweetness
#vssDreams #BardBits 737 #MoonMystic
Satan waits
With his vicious
Bastards and bitches
They want your flesh
Must drink your blood
When you are tied down
Their insidious snake
Moves over your body
Looking for a new home
Hell will set your soul on fire
Welcome to the slaughter
#BardBits
hard to watch
the insidious snake
devour her with a smile
hiss kiss on her lips
heresy and hookups
chain languid harlequin romances
in slipping time
taking the best years of her life
hearts never
know better
than minds
#BardBits 737 #2WordPrompt #flexvss #vss365 #vsspoem
Something valuable? beware of the serpentine!
The insidious snake, a genuine fake acting obscene!
Just a charlatan breaking hearts again it’s the usual!
Begging your pardon but doing it again; the usual!
#MadVerse, #BardBits, #366FF , #erotica280
She had a choice.
Stay with him. #Chained to his simple #kisses and #smiles.
Or risk heresy, hook up with her #serpentine suitor, and #devour.
The fruit. The knowledge. The world.
She #reached for the tree.
#vss365 #2WordPrompt #366FF #BardBits #FlexVSS #BraveWrite #MadVerse
#Ogetoxic-3 had just one #indigenous species: middle managers.
They spent their #lonely days writing (and #rewriting) #dismal memos, #referrals. An endless convoy of lunacy.
They're all extinct now.
Ah, well.
#AchtenWrite #BraveWrite #2WordPrompt #WeirdVSS #vsshumour #BardBits
They still hear
Rattles and chains
Down this bloody lane
Ghosts in meadows, they say
Hiding behind trees
Over the gate and far away
But nobody has seen
Anything down there at all
Just bullshit all over those fields
That's where it should stay
#BardBits
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