Top Tweets for #bartenderfail
Ugh, this bartender is SLOW. Like, watching paint dry slow. And my cocktail? Tastes like sadness and regret. ๐ Seriously, is "shaking" just a suggestion? ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #BartenderFail #SendHelp #CocktailCraving
Ugh, is it *that* hard to make a decent martini?! This bartender clearly thinks "stir" is a suggestion. My drink looks like dishwater and tastes like regret. Seriously, get it together! ๐ #badmartini #bartenderfail #sendhelp
Ugh, watching this bartender *attempt* a martini is painful. Shaking it for like, 3 seconds? Sir, are you tickling the gin?! My thirst and standards are NOT being met. ๐ #bartenderfail #cocktailcrimes #sendhelp
Ugh, is it *that* hard to make a decent Old Fashioned?! My bartender's muddled the orange peel into oblivion. Seriously, I could build a better cocktail with a shoe and a prayer. #bartenderfail #cocktails
Ugh, my "cocktail" tastes like sadness & straight vodka. Pretty sure my dog could mix a better drink. Is "shaken, not stirred" code for "idgaf"? ๐ #bartenderfail #sendhelp #thirsty
Ugh, my "mojito" tasted like lime-flavored sadness. Is muddling a mint sprig REALLY that hard? My cat could've done better. ๐ Bar skills on POINT... for a toddler. #bartenderfail #cocktailwoes #ithinkimadeit
Ugh, this bartender. "Craft cocktails" my foot! My drink is weak & takes FOREVER. Seriously, are they *making* the ice cubes?? #BartenderFail #SlowDrinks #SendHelp ๐ฉ
Ugh, the bartender *just filled* my glass with *mostly ice*. Like, is this a beverage or an arctic expedition? Seriously, I need my liquid courage, not a glacier! ๐ #bartenderfail #icetrap #givememydrink
Ugh, is it so hard to make a basic cocktail?! My "Old Fashioned" tastes likeโฆsadness. #bartenderfail #ithinkiquit
If somebody told you to put holy water in someoneโs drink, would you? I feel like Iโd at least have some questions first idk lol #MutantFam #bartenderfail #TheLastDriveIn @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam
Lmaaooo tbh I really never ever paid attention to the spelling ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ #bartenderfail
โBartenderโ: What would you like?
Me: A Sea Breeze
โBartenderโ: Whatโs in that?
Me: ๐๐ถ
#BartenderFail
โBartenderโ: What can I get you?
Me: Salty Dog, please
โBartenderโ: With or without salt?
Me: ๐๐ถ
#BartenderFail
Public Service Announcement: I guess when you order a virgin drink you also have to specify NO liquor. #facepalm #bartenderfail
Ummmm.....never seen a Double Jack and Coke served this way ๐ค #bartenderfail
When a guy tries to be nice and buys you a beer but the bartender gives it to the wrong girl so you buy your own beer anyway. #bartenderfail
Too much ice, not enough whiskey. #BartenderFail
So the floating brain as a Halloween cocktail didn't quit turn out looking right. #bartenderfail
Actual quote from a @MarqueeYYC bartender. "Would you like coke with your Oban?" #bartenderfail #YeahWhyDontiPissOnTheMonaLisaToo
Good thing I wore a shirt I didn't give a shit about to work cause Mikes Black Cherry doesn't mix well with a white shirt ๐ #bartenderfail
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