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Ivy asked me to tell her riddles. Somehow, she has not gotten a single answer from the list but managed to get them right in very weird ways. #becauseivy
(Reading Don Quixote for school)
They call him Donkey Hotay because he was as stupid as a donkey. #becauseivy #donquixote
"One of the problems of being in space is that you never know what time it is." #becauseivy #guardiansofthegalaxyvol2 #space
"I don't like to say the C word."
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"It rhymes with 'snap.'"
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"Wait do you mean 'crap'?"
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Ivy felt sick at school. She tried to tell the teacher. The teacher was talking to someone and told her not to interrupt. Ivy threw up on the teacher. #shehaditcomin #becauseivy
When I have pain in my body, I don't ignore it. I set my mind in it and when my mind is fully set in it, the pain just becomes a feeling that doesn't matter.
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Ivy, being repeatedly pounce-licked by the dog: "Pancho, please spare me the dignity." #becauseivy #agirlandherdog
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So how do you think Mrs. Santa knew your name?
*eyeroll* "Because I told her last year?" #becauseivy
"People are getting carried away with identification. Why do I need a birth certificate? You can *see* I was born." #becauseivy
She's instituted a swearing ban in the house. This is bullshit. #becauseivy
A long walk at the river and then sorting treasures: plants, rocks, jewelry. #becauseivy

Another throwback to 2014. She was four and wrote this on my arm. #becauseivy

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